Chapati Slayer

Jar of Clay | Hubby | Dad | Chapati lover | Gunner

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@ahmadsalims If only his dad was keen on Kenyans' affordable healthcare and education. As for his coolness, he can shove it up where the sun doesn't shine because it is supposed to whitewash his father's atrocities.

[Tee @tamalicious13]

"What are first world problems?"

[Itumelanin @Itumelanin]

“Start a business.” ~ Government official who has never run anything but their mouth their entire working career.

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

don’t bid for the world cup if you don’t want the WORLD to be part of the world cup

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@alexmwanzo You don't have any typos for the first time in ages 😂

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@mansaplus Mzee, hapa you missed a good opener. You should have started by saying, "I shit you not, I was fighting not to defecate on..."😂

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@Mr_Guantai 😂he thinks they operate like police canteens.

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@simscircuit Stroll heard you, loud and clear 😂

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

Who said Monaco Grand Prix was boring? 😂

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@Arsenal Declan Rice is "The Horse". He made his way to the front and back of the bus the same way he plays any match! 😂

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@MrMekzy_ I was not born with this bond. I am the one who created the bond. I can break the bond if the bond was created through lies.

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

Relax, she was taking a nap.

[Breaking Aviation News & Videos @aviationbrk]

NEW: Front landing gear of a Lufthansa Boeing 787-9 collapses while parked at the gate at Frankfurt Airport.

No statement has currently been made regarding the cause or whether there were any injuries.

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@mr_ebersold @DudespostingWs 😂 I'm always amazed at how Americans are some of the most ignorant and arrogant people in the world.

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@wmnjoya Guys in white collar jobs need to wake up because their payslips are raided in a similar manner.

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

G.O.K's response to Kenyans protesting the Ebola isolation unit at Laikipia, "Relax, we have 23 units 😂. So if I were you, I would shut up."

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@KensonMutethia It's not nonsense when it comes to protecting their nudity. Forget the ones sleeping in the hallway, it can easily record other students dressing and undressing. So yes, it can be installed outside the dorm but installing it on the inside is madness.

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@ArapMatiri @mccannandy1978 @SefuSahm https://t.co/3xnkk9rqRG

[EBL @EBL2017]

Finals are unique.

Very, very unique.

All that matters is winning.

Even Pep’s City defended low to see out the final against Inter.

Klopp’s Liverpool against Spurs.

Madrid did it all the time too.

Don’t make overarching conclusions about game-models based on finals.

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

We love you, Eze and Gabriel. One single game won't change what we think of you. We are a family, The Arsenal family! 👏

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@CiruMuriuki https://t.co/IIk1LMuqdM

[Chapati Slayer @IsaacBiu]

@SilkRoadKenya @lynn_ngugi1 We tried the streets, but the only thing we have to show is our dead comrades. So we need to be smarter. I support us recalling the MPs and also showing up in public participation forums. Parliament should have held Ruto accountable, but it has been his rubber stamp.