DAD: “At your age I already had two kids.”
ME: “How much was your apartment?”
DAD: “About $650.”
ME: “Mine is $1,850.”
DAD: “Yeah but salaries were lower.”
ME: “What did you make?”
DAD: “Maybe $35,000.”
ME: “I make $58,000.”
DAD: “Exactly. You make way more.”
ME: “My salary went up 66%.”
DAD: “Right.”
ME: “The rent went up 185%.”
Long silence.
Then he asked if I had considered getting a roommate.
I'm starting to think percentages only count when they're convenient.
FED has 2 options tomorrow .
1. Raise by 25 BPS . Put bandage on a wound with festering tangerine. Useless.
2. Raise by full percent. In an instant, this will exterminate all bond bears, dollar bears, equity bulls and collapse inflation to 0%.
0%!
Be a man Kevin.
$UNH Good news and bad news.
Bad news: it’s stuck here at $300.
Good news: it’s stuck here at $300.
All about perspective.
#thurshumor
No but fr fr, I think after the negative PR release two days ago and how that normally woulda knocked the stock 5-8%, yet has basically recaptured most of that day’s -2% drop andrecpatured $300 and then some is quite bullish if you ask me.
HODL.
Driving a Porsche or a BMW or Mercedes is NOT a flex.
Remember this at all times.
These are not flex unless you drive a rare Ferrari.
Remember a 8 banger 2021 Toyota Land Cruiser is far rarer than any BMW junk you can find today!!
One of the things you can do to protect your self from algos and market maker is place your entry where you thought your stop was gonna be .
Even better if you are thinking about shorting, go long. And vice versa.
This puts you yards ahead of everyone else.
There are only 2 ways to trade well-
Either be faster and smarter than others.
Or be totally retarded.
First is hard for most. The latter can be achieved by anyone.