banange vincent

[banange vincent @IsaacNuwaha]

@DailyMonitor QM shots fired

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

"My grown children shouldn’t be held back or kept around forever. Good parenting means encouraging them to venture out, build relationships, and find their place among fellow Ugandans. Yet some cultural institutions act like possessive parents, saying, 'Muri bantu bange, mutagenda hara!' ('You are my people; don't go far.') That is bad parenting—denying people meaningful relationships simply out of fear of losing control over them."- President @KagutaMuseveni.
#MonitorUpdates

[banange vincent @IsaacNuwaha]

This Tooro saga has once again revealed how gullible most Ugandans are! ....and as such we even deserve the leaders we have

[ALTON 🩺 @NewtonAllan6]

According to X, the new king has no support.

Emitwe eminaffuu.. 😂

[Amarachi @_amaraxxhi_]

not to shame anyone but broke men actually know their place , but broke babes .....very audacious people 😭😂

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @UTDBradleyCarl]

Me: Kola Rolex nyanya mbisi nga mulimu muhoozi

My rolex guy:

[Andrew Kyamagero @kyamageroandrew]

Share statements Ugandans use when they want your professional expertise… but don't want to pay for it.

I’ll go first:
“Can we meet for coffee? I just need to pick your brain on something small.”

Share yours.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Roberto Mancini held TWO contracts during his time as Manchester City manager. His official City deal paid him a basic salary of €1.69M net per year.

A second agreement with Abu Dhabi club Al Jazira reportedly paid Mancini a further €2.03M for just FOUR DAYS of consultancy work per year. Both clubs were owned by Sheikh Mansour.

(Source: Gazzetta dello Sport)

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Enzo collecting MOTM after City’s 1-0 win at Harrogate Town.

[Academic-ish @Dr_RopaM]

If that’s really Museveni’s daughter, then between his genes and hers, they’re about to procreate the biggest dictator this continent has ever seen 😭

[Uncle T @uncleTgotpaid]

starve the flesh, feed the soul my nigga

[𝚖𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛 @mizar_rr]

I know I've got no rizz, every girl who has given me a chance genuinely liked me 😭😭😭

[SC Rwizi @SCRwizi]

All the hard work is still paying off. The rewards of that final win are still coming in

We appreciate the SC RWIZI management 🙏

[Alan Kasujja @kasujja]

If they don’t know you personally, don’t take it personal..

Read that somewhere.

I like it.

[odonga Otto @OttoSam50178310]

On 23rd September 2017, I made a decision to quit taking alcohol....today marks 9 years. My life has been better and I have no single regrets .The only regret I have I should have done it earlier.
Many of you can also make personal decisions to avoid substance abuse.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

I'm begging again, plz help me retweet 🙏😞

[Chaapa League @ChaapaLeague]

The newly crowned champions @SCRwizi set the stage alight!
#BackToTheKraal

[SC Rwizi @SCRwizi]

Ro! Ro! Ro! Ro! Ro!
Just like that we’re the season 11 UNBEATEN and the two time chaapa league champions 🔵⚫️
#letsdrownthem
#BackToTheKraal

[Reagan's TV @PeterReagan777]

If Ruto can con Uganda's President,who is Riggy G?

Ruto is not only stealing from the people of Kenya,he is now crossing borders

~ Rigathi Gachagua

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Mikora ya Kenya ilitraumatize Museveni mpaka anasema "I will never forget those figures" 😂

[banange vincent @IsaacNuwaha]

Chest hair is top masculinity. You just love optics

[🌙 @sharon_kiwanuka]

You babe first of all generally I dislike chest hair as a concept. My worst nightmare fr 🤧🤧🤧🤧
I first inspect chests before we go further btw.