The Bad Guy 🔪

30. Agender/NB Transmasc (They/He). Drag Phantom.

The Bad Guy™️

Human name: Avery

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

Honestly, not doing "resolutions", per se, more of just general intentions and goals, but starting low bc 2022 was. OOF.

So, simply:
-More sleep
-More water
-More movement
-More creativity
-More witchy

And that gives me broad-enough outlines to try and stretch just a lil bit

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

Hi I'm alive sorta kinda everything is on fire all the time and it's balls hot in my homestate and

I'm

EXHAUSTED

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

I'm supremely annoyed to find out that I like hummus, and even more annoyed that it's all that my stupid hyperfixation 'tism brain wants right now 🙃🙃🙃

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

@Mossyrush I don't think Winslow will get this big but... Oh my god.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

ma’am that’s a tiger

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

and I went down to the midwest to see PTX (2014? '15?) and NEVER that damn close. I got to be RIGHT ON THE BARRICADE AND DMDUWJSIDKEKF

I'm still so goddamn excited, y'all. My soul needed that SO FUCKING BAD

Also, if you're unfamiliar with SIO, go check them out. You're welcome!

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

June has always been a bit of bad luck for me in the past (weird, considering 6 is my lucky number 🤔)... BUT!!!

I got to see FUCKING @SetItOff THIS LAST SUNDAY??? WITH ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS???

FUCK Y E S S S S S

Thank y'all SO MUCH for visiting AK. It means THE WORLD 🩵🩵🩵

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

Okay but like. NO ONE I love listening to hardly ever comes up to Alaska. And if they do, they only do it ONCE. (Except for Godsmack, for some reason?) So when an artist comes up, it's usually a Once In A Lifetime thing. I haven't been to a concert since whenever @dippy_space +

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

Me, texting to my very sweet stoner boss who just had shoulder surgery a few weeks ago: Please take it easy, okay? Don't push yourself too hard 🩵

Her: 🥑

Me: ... *texting her kid/my supervisor a screenshot * what the FUCK does she mean

SV: Your guess is as good as mine homie

[Geology Tweets @GeologyTime]

When you look at sand on the beach, it might seem like nothing more than a homogenous mix of brown and white grains. But when you magnify it up to 300 times, you'll see that each grain is actually a unique and beautiful work of art.
https://t.co/kmi6Ax4p89

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

IT IS 2023 W H Y IS MY WITCHY PODCAST TALKING ABOUT

FUCKING

F A Y G O

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

Uh. I am... very confused.

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

HAPPY PRIDE BITCHES!!!! I'm going to be aggressively queer(er than usual) ALL MONTH LONG, to make homo/transphobes uncomfortable as FUCK and on behalf of my queer siblings who can't safely be visible.

Signed, your neighborhood Agender Greysexual He/They Rock Shop Worker/Witch

[Sonia @tablenine]

👋🏼

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

@tablenine I don't know what album you're referring to (I'm guessing a new A7X???) But WHACKY bc I just searched up old GC songs this morning on the way to work 😅😂

[Geology Tweets @GeologyTime]

Gorgeous Double Sided Pattern Koroit Boulder Opal

Photo: wild.opals

[Geology Tweets @GeologyTime]

Natural Rhodochromite and purple cube fluorite symbiosis,
From Wuzhou, Guangxi, China

Photo: Super_mineral_

#minerals

[The Bad Guy 🔪 @IsaacTheBadGuy]

Am I seriously considering asking my butch lesbian boss to tutor me in the ways of Car Gay, bc I'm broke? You bet your ass.