Isabel Cheyne

Fashion and editorial makeup artist

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to make emails sound livid:

"As discussed"
"I thought we agreed"
"Regards"
"Thanks"
"I was under the impression"
"FYI"
"As per my email"
“With respect”
“Friendly reminder”
“Polite note”
“I was disappointed to...”
“Whilst I appreciate...”
“As I’m sure you’re aware”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I thought we might get pizza tonight” - Translation: We will be getting pizza tonight, I’ve been thinking about pizza all day, there is no discussion to be had, the decision is made, the wheels are in motion, the people (me) have spoken

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Have you quite finished?” - Translation: You’ve really gone off on one here and I think you should calm down, because it’s my turn

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Are you busy?”
I have more work for you

“Can I borrow you?”
I’m about to make my problem your problem

“Can I have a word?”
Pack up your desk

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

@Tatlermagazine Where has the cheeky fun spirit of Tatler gone?? Dennen has made a rather dull gossip mag with a bit of fashion thrown in. It’s like it’s had a personality transplant- now a read for non brits who want to read about brits 🙄sold its soul!

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

@ShowcaseCarms Yes!

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

@DanEvans525 Yes! The whole house shook! 😯

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

New Year, Old Friends ❤️ @ The Libertine Cocktail Bar - Cardiff https://t.co/v5v7yTOqgj

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

☀️☀️☀️

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

@Stixzadinia Most of us don’t/ wouldn’t work for free, why should you? I think we would be pretty pissed if we got to the end of the month and found out we weren’t getting paid... 😬 of course you aught to be paid for the work you do!!

[Download Festival @DownloadFest]

Sound on!!! It’s another #DL2018 on site update from our production superstars Lauren and Trish 🔥🤘

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

@SoVeryBritish All of the above. At the same time. On one portion. ☝🏻

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“You’re very quiet”
“You’re not”

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

@nxupdates 😑😑😑😑website was offering contradictory advice earlier!! Glad to see it has finally updated 👍🏻

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

@nxupdates Are coaches London- Swansea running today?

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

@MrTommyLand Very cool! Looking forward to seeing it too! 😘

[Isabel Cheyne @IsabelIaDarling]

This! 😂 https://t.co/duoAXnzJQd

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"So sorry" - Actually sorry

"Sorry about that" - Not really sorry

"Sorry you feel that way" - Not sorry at all

"Sorry, but...” - Apologise to me

[Steven Tyler @IamStevenT]

I PUSHED THE BUTTON ON THE #KIASTINGER AND WENT ON AN ODYSSEY…A VOYAGE THAT DEFIED THE LAWS OF PHYSICS… @Kia #SPONSORED

[Download Festival @DownloadFest]

Your upcoming #DL2018 announcement! 🤘🔥

[Kylie Olsson @Kylieolsson]

Good to see @BBCRadio2 is dedicating some time to #rock #music https://t.co/CAaBJx3iae