izzy

not only wasting my time, but now wasting yours!

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

Love is Blind age 26 is a New York City age 43 - if that makes sense

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

when coworkers start asking about my weekend plans I feel like I’m talking to cops

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

Save women from the workforce 2024

[araña @xanathgum]

me in case i run into earl grey

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

Uhm would it be wrong to use my hotspot at this bar in Denver to watching Real Housewives of SLC from my laptop. I need to kill time for the next 30 minutes and these football games aren’t cutting ittttttt

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

made up a situation. i’m pissed

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

It’s the 11th Saturday in a row which is also the 2nd day after Christmas at your parents house where it is always 3pm & the question of a dinner plan is always looming

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

@tangytown I didn’t need this today

[The THNK1994 Museum @thnk1994]

Summer plans

[pj @pjayevans]

Flags are at half mast today because I had a scary dream last night

[Paulina P. @pocketpauli_]

I was detained as an American citizen March 30-31st for over 24 hours in the immigration detention center in Villahermosa, Tabasco, despite being in the country legally and also having Mexican citizenship. I was appalled and disgusted by the conditions & treatment we received.

[Michael @michaelsthots1]

Taking our straight friends out at the beginning of the night vs end of the night.

[alex @alex_abads]

omfg i know my queen hated every second of this

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

@tangytown This is still so funny

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

I personally feel like I’d have fun with it

[Downloadable King Von Texture Pack Banned in Japan @bobo_circus]

the stay at home girlfriend tiktok is a potent reminder that many people have forgotten the life of a 50s housewife was so boring that they had to be barred out 15 hours a day

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

When someone starts a sentence with “But in theory…” they’re about to ruin your day. No, your life.

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

Has Rick Owens heard about this yet

[izzy @IsabelSheehan]

@tangytown Rumor has it the fire was started so the study abroad girls had a reason to repost