Isaiah 👹

the best to ever do it

[bastian ✮ @noiraries]

SOMEONE SAID SHE OPENED THAT SHIT LIKE A BEAR RIPPING OFF THE SKIN OF A SALMON 😭😭😭😭

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

elas entendendo que ele é estagiario

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

if you drive drunk tonight you a bitch

[↯ @ajytweets]

for a dry ass phone I be on it a lot.

[໊ @user0000O0]

life update:
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[‏۟ @yesirski]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

Looking at yourself on your birthday or on heavy amounts of drugs. Gotta be one of the top male experiences.

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Would rather be seated next to Adolf Hitler

[alien @fastestUFO]

>get home from work
>poop for 6 hours
>go to bed

fuck my life

[ugly fat billionaire @HymenReaper]

Imagine being suicidal in 1750 and having to kill yourself with a Blunderbuss

[i am @hotter]

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

the person i see in the self checkout camera is not who i am in my heart

[thebigcod @thebigcod]

I don’t even fucking care anymore man

[twinkmoder @twinkmoder]

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Stop being pregnant around my cigarettes

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

self sabotaging but being aware of it