1) check the audience for assassins/nerds/methodists
2) consummate immediately in case the rapture happens
3) do not flirt with other people at the reception
4) immediately get pregnant
5) buy several minivans
6) dress in matching outfits at all times
#RIPHarambe if you want a chance to own my game worn, signed, authenticated Harambe cleats from tonight’s game, pick up something from https://t.co/RSoK5n9sWd by midnight tomorrow (sept 5) for a chance to win them!