ODUOR KAPISI

kca university Secretary General 2024/2025, Tech enthusiast, youth advocate and political analyst

[Eric @amerix]

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

— Seneca

Sit on the message for one night.

Sleep on the email for eight hours.

The reply you would have sent at 9 pm and the reply you will send at 6 am are not written by the same man.

[Eric @amerix]

A man's end month:

"Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000."

"Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils."

"Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection."

"Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000."

"Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000."

"Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car."

"Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500."

"Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900."

"Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop."

"Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000."

"Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000."

"Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000."

"Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch."

"Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000."

"Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you."

"Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow."

To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things.
#MasculinitySaturday

[ODUOR KAPISI @IsaiahOdour]

@Tophy38864382 @lxmwaniky Nimefikiria ni mimi solo nimetolewa but hata last time wali nifanyia hii mchezo,

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Before you decide to pay the bride price,

Send your uncles to her home,

Let them survey and find out if her family is worth your resources.

Some families are uncouth, unrighteous, condescending, and outrightly evil.

#MasculinitySaturday

[OTWOMA THE BRAND🇰🇪 @Isaac_Otwoma]

Photo of the day😌

[George Natembeya @GeorgeNatembeya]

It's gonna be smokin' hot this evening!

[Office of The Director Of Public Prosecutions @ODPP_KE]

We got some job vacancies for you at the ODPP. Come join us in serving Mwananchi! See attached. 👇 https://t.co/SL86t3Wsag

Interested and qualified persons are requested to make their applications ONLINE (no hard copy applications will be accepted) through https://t.co/r00ppOwOIX

#HakiNaUsawa
#ODPPJobs

[Eric @amerix]

The world is not FAIR.

The fairness trap is a mental prison created by the weak to shackle the strong.

The world is not fair.

It works on the laws of PHYSICS and BIOLOGY.

The lion doesn't care about the life of a gazelle; it just eats the gazelle.

So, is the world fair?

No. It is not.

You are waiting for a referee to step into the game and award you a penalty.

He doesn't exist in this game called life.

There is no referee, there is only VALUE.

If you don't create VALUE, you deserve nothing, and nobody will save you.

If you solve a big problem in a few minutes and get paid big, don't sabotage yourself by judging yourself for earning big in a few minutes. You have solved a big problem in 5 minutes, and therefore, you are being paid for spending 5 years learning how to solve it in 5 minutes.

Kill the judge in your head.

Don't judge yourself.

Be shameless in the execution of your skills.

Is the world fair?

No. It is cold and indifferent. It doesn't care.

Is the hiring process fair?

No. Therefore, bypass the hiring process by networking and marketing your value.

Is the game rigged?

Yes.

So, why play the game of losers?

Men don't play by the rules. They trade their money for assets.

Are politicians fair?

No.

They will never be fair.

Therefore, exploit the loopholes they created for themselves and build your leverage alongside them.

You can choose to complain, or you can choose to step into the ring and become a man of value.

You can continue complaining about fairness or go coldly and shamelessly for the crown lying at the edge of the abyss.

You can continue feeling and prioritizing your fragile emotions or you can start engaging your logic and think.

As others whine, you build tools to leverage your value.

You are either the Prince or the Peasant.

The enemy is not poverty,

The enemy is the void in your head that you have refused to conquer.

Your enemy is the battlefield sitting between your ears.

The choice is yours.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

There is no glory in being FAT.

Yearly, we lose 4 MILLION PEOPLE and 3 TRILLION DOLLARS due to obesity.

A FAT man is predisposed to:

• Diabetes

• Hypertension

• Heart diseases

• Kidney diseases

• Cancer

• Infertility

• Erectile dysfunction

• Mental diseases

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Kule Kisii wametoa Hadi Sam Ongeri retire.

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Homa Bay Deputy Governor Oyugi Magwanga has resigned after months of wrangles with Governor Gladys Wanga.

Magwanga has also said he will vie against current Governor Gladys Wanga in the 2027 elections.

Officially, Gladys Wanga is a WANTAM Governor.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Confimed. Amalemba Grounds, Kakamega this Saturday. Karibuni.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Thank You Kitengela. Inspite of all the harassment, intimidation and violence from this morning you showed up. They first destroyed our dais and sound equipment in the morning, the state goons have now teargassed a peaceful assembly and brought it to an abrupt end. We shall not relent.

[Joshua Okayo @okayojoshua]

Read Kasongo

[Joshua Okayo @okayojoshua]

Constitutionalism must be pronounced well.

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Sifuna, Sifuna chants at the Nyayo Stadium today. You can't hide the love he is getting from Kenyans.

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

This is what Raila said about Sifuna during his lifetime: 'Sifuna has a right to speak on behalf of ODM.' The same ODM Raila left has now removed his 'political son' as Secretary General. Shame on you, Oburu!

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Tonight we are not sleeping.

We are waiting for Katibu Mkuu wa Chama cha ODM..."Mimi ndiye Sifuna"...put your popcorns closer because Edwin Sifuna will spare no one.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Huyu ndiye Sifuna!

This Tuesday on #CitizenExplainer, @YvonneOkwara hosts ODM Secretary General Edwin Sifuna

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