Alani

Husband of Pastry Chef @BMA_alter | Sous Chef by Marriage.

[The Strongest @BoogeyThat]

In Nigeria, It's not enough that you battle your oppressors. You also have to fight the willing slaves. And dem plenty.

[DAIO @Theifedayo]

Where is the pedestrian walk ?

[Alani @Isaiah_bd]

@OdunEweniyi Fiberone should top the list

[Ms. Nakaayi @Evelyn_Nakaayi]

Life unfolds differently on men. So if you see them genuinely happy and having a good time, leave them alone.

[Alani @Isaiah_bd]

Nigerians abroad and being dishonest. 5&6

People should accept low wages because you said so!

[Ken 🧙 @thekenndubisi]

So apparently people will reject a million naira a month gig because it’s less than the global rate. 🙂‍↔️

[Digi @digiii]

until death, all defeat is psychological

[Priyav K Kaneria @_diginova]

this guy just put the most banger slide on the screen

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If you’re easily offended, you can be easily manipulated

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

you cannot make sense to a person who only comprehends things at their own level of perception. no matter how much you explain, argue, or try. save your energy.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

[Ola Ξlixir @thegreatola]

having someone more experienced guide you through certain decisions

can save you years of trial and error.

that’s something i understand better now.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

This company @swoopappng raised $7.3M to build a food delivery app, and decided the primary location would be Lagos, Nigeria. One of the few places in Nigeria with the highest rate of online orders, but also the highest rate of delivery problems to match.

And they decided that the strategy is to let riders keep 100% of the delivery fees. So now other platforms have to gear up, or they’ll take all the available riders. The more riders they have, the faster their delivery system will be, and the more users will want to use them. It’s tough but I believe that it can really be done.

Let’s see how this strategy goes

[Michael Seibel @mwseibel]

It took me 43 years to realize there are no adult. Just kids in adult bodies trying to figure it things out the best they can.

[Zion @zionszzn]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

finish something.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

[. @naledimashishi]

I miss this era when phone companies were just doing whatever

[Kush @kush_147]

I have no interest in other people’s lives, and that’s why I don’t like it when other people take interest in mine

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Giving your partner a break from decision fatigue is a love language. Removing someone's mental load is the highest form of consideration.

[k. @korie_tweets]

my ultimate delusion is that i will win. not maybe, not someday, not if things go right. i will win, it’s a certainty. and there’s nothing in this world strong enough to convince me otherwise.