Ri

Mostly dog tweets because #priorities

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I feel like Netflix needs to do its part in this quarantine and temporarily get rid of the “are you still watching?” message #QuarantineLife

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Patients having parasites: uncommon
Patients thinking they have parasites: extremely common.

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@IDdocAdi Pediatrics and cardiology

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@DrTobiasFunky Or they tested positive for the disease but they use one of the disease’s secret nicknames that only it’s closest friends are allowed to call it so you’ve never heard for it before

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@kevpotte Remember when CHS girls won sectionals and the boys team didn’t win a game all year but the stands were still packed bc they had dicks

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And this is why they should’ve required people to put in the verified fan code before entering the queue

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Tuxie says he’s not picky! @BlakeAlwardt @mrs_parmley

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@docfingerguns @olsonplanner I don’t like treating my patients like a table with just a little area of human showing. I think surgeons are amazing, it’s just not my calling.

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My guy friend thought girls use a diva cup so they can measure how much they bleed to quantify it

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My pup loves chicken and cranberries! @BlakeAlwardt

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✨ Win a bag of Charlee Bear Treats! ✨ What is your dog's favorite vegetable? 🥕🍠🥦 RT and tag one friend! #wintreats #doglovers #dogcontest #dogparent

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I’m not gonna yell at this guy listening to tik tok at full volume in this waiting room for the same reason I would never listen to tik tok at full volume in a public place. Bc I’m not a piece of shit.

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My patient wants me to hurry up and put in his discharge orders so he can leave before the rain.

Meanwhile there’s not a cloud in the sky and not a drop of rain in the forecast. Jesus.

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Just saw a gen Z in the wild

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@laiphoebe @shailinthomas Just got my first pair and I’m obsessed #WorthIt

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@shailinthomas Hokas

[Sean.j.callahan @CallahanPulm]

Outside ED attending transferring a COVID patient to our MICU: "He doesn't believe in COVID, but he'd like to be treated for it anyway."

This may be the best example I could give to illustrate why healthcare providers are burning out.

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“But that’s the way it’s always done” doesn’t mean it’s right.

Tradition isn’t an excuse to do something you know is wrong.

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CDC says when scrubbing in for surgery, you can just lick your hands a couple times

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I’m exhausted from playing with all my new toys! Thanks Santa!

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One of the most frustrating things is when you ask someone what medications they take & they can’t remember & explain the color & shape of the pill. Wtf. Each manufacturer makes them differently. Plus I’ve never seen what half of the pills I prescribe look like.

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I’ve got a goofy kind of energy not a useful kind of energy