AdamSpencerISFL

New Orleans Second Line WR. King Chirp of the ISFL. Husband. Father to one child and two pets. Old man.

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When the clock struck midnight I was pooping. And that's how I turned 39.

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@NsflRb DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

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Nobody ever claims they're taking it easy in preseason until after they get smacked.

It wasn't preseason when you tried to facemask my nose into my spinal cord my but it is after I catch this touchdown.

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Had to trim my Twitter. Lost my entire section of mediocre whiny players who only get attention because there dad is almost the goat.

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Last time I was in Vegas I went to Red Rock and put down $50 on San Jose winning back to back Ultimi. Yes I was drunk at the time. And yes I'm buying rounds tonight. Because apparently my drunken financial planning is unbeatable.

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@Luchadores_ISFL Talk about calling your shot

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I remember a few years ago when you had all those analysts on tv talking about the new nsfc and celebrating how the conference had won back to back Ultimi for the first time ever.

About that.

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@JoelDrakeISFL @SaberCatsISFL Are you sure you're familiar with what a spoiler is?

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@DatHotdogBooty Done. What's next?

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After the heartbreakingly close loss the other day somebody asked so let me reassure you all that no matter what struggles the SEC nd Line goes through, know that Hulu has live sports.

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@AustinISFL @GoatTankNSFL

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Why are there taking about voting or a president who died like 15 years ago? Am I missing some kind of joke?

Buncha kids who weren't even alive back in 2020. That was a garbage year.

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Started from the bottom now I'm a C List celebrity.

I mean I'll take it.

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@NOLASecondLine Holy shit that was good advice. We would try that again.

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@ClayStallworth The fuck kind of eggs you eating, man?

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Tomorrow I will step in the field against @HonoluluHahalua and there's nothing you can do you do to stop that from happening

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Did I hear people are making babies here on Twitter? Somebody from the yeti was telling me about it I think.

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I hear that Pope Francis joined the league.

Forgive me father for I have simmed.

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@ButchersChicago I'm not, honestly. I've been busy and I haven't really had a chance to catch up.

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The city of New Orleans has come to understand that if you return a drunken me to my wife, she will give you cookies. Two barbacks at one of my favorite spots were arguing about who got to drive me home last night.