Liberal Democrat's Ed Davey on the Clacton by-election at PMQs:
"I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface."
Kemi Badenoch laughing next to him.
@HotspurLane It depends on if we get a quality LW and possibly a ST in. Realistically, I would say top 8/9 if our best xi stays fit all year but judging by the last like billion seasons that probably wonโt happen.
@VillaRocky@fullback03 You're confusing being sarcastic and deluded. Spurs are the most self aware supporters in the world. We know our team is shit we know we're the worst in the league. We make play comments about us being the best in the world. But we love this club through thick and thin๐ซก
"he couldโve won in 2021, he shouldโve won in 2022. he will finally climb to the top step"
alex jacques' commentary always delivers ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโค๏ธ
๐จ๐บ๐ธ Donald Trump on Folarin Balogun: โIt was not even a foul. You always want to see a game with best playersโ.
โHow would you feel if we took Messi, Ronaldo or Harry Kane out?โ, USA president says replying to @Emilylgoodin question.