IP

Do more than dream. Work.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Here’s Thierry Henry talking more sense about England’s World Cup mentality than some of the English media right now.

[Jurrien Timber @JurrienTimber]

This guy too good man

[Frimpon @Frimpon]

😁

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

Everything I said about being happy that Messi is still playing I take it back. Leave fam

[👍 @CLINT419]

this is nigerian government level corruption

[James. @afcjxmes]

I felt like I levitated the whole way from Holloway Road to the Emirates, the whole thing was surreal

[Oladipo @DipoAW]

Arsenal. Knicks. Ferrari & Lewis Hamilton. What a time

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The drinking is the easy part. Finding a beer from Iran is the hard part.

Iran banned alcohol in 1979. Brewing it carries lashes. So the "Iranian beer" in this photo is Istak, a non-alcoholic malt drink that became the country's workaround and now sells hundreds of millions of bottles a year.

Saudi Arabia is fully dry. Their entry is Moussy, the non-alcoholic malt that dominates Gulf supermarkets precisely because real beer can't exist there.

Then come the import problems. Cape Verde's Strela and Haiti's Prestige barely leave their home markets. Curacao and Jordan qualified for the first time ever, which means almost no exporter ever bothered building a supply chain for their beer.

A 48-team World Cup quietly created the hardest beer scavenger hunt on Earth. Qualification expanded faster than beer distribution did.

The man found all 48 anyway.

[IP @IsraelPeters]

🔊🔊🔊

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

You see these scenes from Belfast?

That's our future if Reform, Restore, the Tories, GB News, Elon Musk and the right-wing media get their way.

Except this will be on a much bigger scale.

We have to decide: do we want those inciting hatred to destroy our country?

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

They denied him a visa, then branded him a terrorist.

[IP @IsraelPeters]

@jojoldn Might never see a night like that again.

[Footalyse @footalyse]

Arsenal not finishing below 2nd since 2022 has drawn more criticism than that of rivals who have struggled or even failed to stay in the top 5 while spending as much with massive wage bills.

Now that we’re at the summit, what’s the narrative? Or are we going to keep using the “negative style” to deflect from the reality?

[Fan_Monty @AFC_Monty_]

So the ref signalled for the corner at 6:05

Ruiz then threw the ball away (for the 5th time) and Arsenal didn’t get it back till 6:15

He then blew the whistle for half time at 6:27 meaning he allowed Saka just 13 seconds to walk over and take the corner

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Arsenal — Premier League Champions.

Next year, we’re coming back for more.

[Bielsista @pedroelchileno]

Arsenal won the same amount of games (45) as Chelsea (26) and Man Utd (19) TOGETHER this season.

Stop getting rattled by fan bases who spend their whole season watching Arsenal fight for every title while their teams where playing for nothing since November.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

What it means ❤️

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Nobody is more locked in with us than Josh Kroenke 😂😂
Glad I caught him