Israeli Problems

Born in Israel. Moved to the U.S. in 2000. Reppin the Holy Land like no other ever since.

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Obviously "line" is a subjective term in this case

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Yeah I'm in line now...... #IsraeliProblems

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But no lie part of me wants to get up and get in line... not tryna let these fools get on first #IsraeliProblems #IsraelBound

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Lol classic: lining up to get on the flight 30 minutes before boarding. Like bruh, we ALL gettin on this flight, Chill. #IsraeliProblems

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Lol what is my textbook saying? I've never heard of this

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If you're standing three shopping carts away from the person in front of you, you're not in line, and I'm checking out next #IsraeliProblems

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Raves in the back of the birthright bus: The best. #IsraeliSolutions

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Typical #IsraeliProblems http://t.co/KqUQ2fQXnW

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This guy is literally selling kippot out of a stairwell #IsraeliProblems http://t.co/nljGvqz9lr

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Lol Jerusalem earlier today #NoComment

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Lol they just made us do a massive group activity in the middle of the terminal, and people were (cont) http://t.co/0sMBNs7Fhc

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Going to Israel on birthright tomorrow, still lolling at the fact that I can go even though I was born there #IsraeliSolutions

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We can't do anything in a simple way, always פאדיחות #IsraeliProblems

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Too funny RT @ahmed: USPS package intended for Saudi Arabia is delivered to Israel http://t.co/O6oXk0nj6N

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Happy new year! I hope you all eat lots of hummus. I'm sure I will #IsraeliProblems

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At the movies with my dad, randomly met other Israelis here. Bouta tear this theater a new one

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Why do I have three smartphones on me right now? #IsraeliProblems

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Had my Hebrew final today... last one in, first one out #IsraeliProblems

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Pro tip: If you use Skype Out to call people in Israel, you should take a look at Viber Out, much cheaper

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I am the peanut gallery of my Hebrew class #IsraeliProblems