Issac Garcia

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[Jdawg🐶 ( COMISSIONS open) 4/5 @467Doggo]

When shawty gives me her period cramps but i lowkey tank that

[djamba vencida @brusnos]

não há evidências de que isso não tenha acontecido..

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine two towers

[Bread 🍞 @IHaveBread_]

I'm crying bro he found a vessel

[frxsty 💛🤍💜🖤 @frxstbytez]

White people had me fooled for 21 years I’m listening to linkin park for the first time and these niggas are RAPPING

[Issac Garcia @Issac0w0]

Not tweeting again until Tatum has a 40 point double double

[Akash @YZR_Fantasy]

Log onto twitter and slander Jalen Hurts one final time

[Kein Mensch Kein Tier @KampfmitKette]

Your lower back as soon as you turn 30

[TwoSix @HeartHoodiez]

Smelled the wealth gap and had to turn around, nothing to do with CE

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Cuando voy al baño a las 4 am y el gato piensa que le voy a dar de comer.

[turtle @pepprrs]

imagine we in a serious argument & i just start hittin ts in ur face on some calm shi

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My 9/11 conspiracy theory is that the first tower was an inside job and the second tower was just a crazy coincidence.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

LMAOOOOO

[CosplayEmilia @CosplayEmilia]

“Top or bottom,” you ask. And I get excited because I think you’re talking about League of Legends. But when we get back to your place, there is no League of Legends. There is no League of Legends at all.

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Using the phrase "I'm willing to bet my life on it" as a way of saying I'm like 60% sure