Issaquah Select

Creating champions one at-bat at a time in the sublime Squak Valley

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@BrandiKruse Damn then we would lose @ProspectInsider

[Devastated Dipoto @SavageDipoto]

RIP BOZOS

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Julio (currently in MLB) played up at 12U from age 7 thru 10 and made it in the Issy Hall of Fame on the first ballot back in 2012.

[City of Issaquah @cityofissaquah]

It's Issaquah's top honor — the Issaquah Hall of Fame!🙌🏆

@MayorMaryLou and the City Council honored Stacy Goodman and Erica Maniez as the 2022 recipients. Thank you for your work in our community! https://t.co/ddGXucZ9U4

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

Paul Sewald has now struck out Carlos Correa in a critical, leverage, late-innings sequence for the third time in 11 days.

Here’s that threesome of tickets punched, including the one just now:

[Steven Souza Jr. @SouzaJr]

If you gonna get mad at me swinging 3-0 you better throw me an automatic ball when it’s 0-2 and you’re up. I spit on 3 pitches it’s my choice to swing or not, don’t tell me when I can swing because you can’t throw strikes. @tatis_jr don’t let anyone bully you like that.

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Torkel (10U) finished off the 3 game sweep over the #CHAZ All Stars (10U-26U) with a ground rule double that got stuck in the community sativa garden. Manager Lou was escorted out for initiating a chant that the East Precinct could be converted to Shag housing.

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Tatis (11U) just finished a dis track in response to the Little League Pledge. He and his teammates will be filming the video this weekend at the Hollywood Schoolhouse in Woodinville.

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Anytime, anyplace @IssaquahLL

[District 9 Baseball @D9BB]

9-10-11 Baseball 2019 District 9 Champions - Congratulations Issaquah Little League - Good Luck at State in Woodinville - We will be cheering for you!

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Just realized these @IssaquahBC Slugfest rings are not made entirely out of Impossible (TM) meat! Our 8U/9U teams will be burying them with their next sibling’s placenta on Indigenous Person’s day this year.

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@keithlaw As a point of reference, LaStella (9U 2009), laid down a sac bunt in 09 Slugfest tourney. Despite the victory he was dismissed, tuition forfeited and his younger brothers banned from future I.S. teams. He now runs a Jimmy Johns in Auburn.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Worth watching one more time—on the eve of what we hope will be a special day.

#EdgarHOF

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Our metrics show that formula fed kids can’t even hit a curve ball by age 9. #takethatfordata https://t.co/HvzivjDBjC

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

How many ways can this administration show us they don’t care about kids? Another example of rejecting science & putting corporate interests before babies. These are the stories that will get lost in the shuffle & do lasting damage to people everywhere.
https://t.co/V2QKJmkMug

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Live All Star Podcast tonight on I.S. Youtube. Featuring Kaden’s (T-ball) mom’s collagen bars recipe , Ye (9U) on birth certificate authentication and Yeahjeets (11U) breaking down the Ghost 30/20 controversy from last night’s game.

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Incident: Nixon (9U) was the only I.S. player to accept @GovInslee invitation to the capitol after our Memorial Day Tournament win. He’s advocating for scrapping the Seattle tiny house villages for new medium house villiages for homeless.

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Incident report: Metric (9U) was suspended for 2 weeks after he streaked across the Issaquah High baseball field last night with #freeguillermo written across his body in eye black.

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Theathletic (8U) recorded his slider vlog while Ubering to M’s spring training. Music for the grip montage supplied by Joe Esposito (Best around).

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Ohtani (9U) gave a courageous pre-practice sermon on the intersectionality of being a lefty 3b fruitarian.

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Scully (T-ball) brought up bat shaving during mindfulness circle today. He’ll be practicing in the back cages solo next week with ash only.

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@kingcosoPIO 2 questions: 1. How old? 2. Left handed? Looking for 2nd LOOGY on 9U...DM me.

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Strickland (10U) was removed from tonight's game after mistaking covfefe for matcha powder. Started 0-2 for first time this season...hook.