Gonzo_Garbanzai

We are not in SoCal anymore.

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

It appears I have gained a new friend. Since he is not all black I have named him Half Moon. This one has been visiting me almost every day so I have some grub ready always. I decided to snap shots ever time he drops by. These are from Christmas day and today. Half Moon🤘

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seems like a missed business opportunity to me.

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

@MaryMaria50 NO exceptions

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

All foreign women entering the US should now be administered a pregnancy test. If positive, no admission. All foreign women that test negative should be administered a pregnancy test on a weekly basis. If tested positive, automatic deportation.

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

@DataRepublican @kevinnbass @data_republican https://t.co/BV2Ytd8KjD

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

All foreign women entering the US should now be administered a pregnancy test. If positive, no admission. All foreign women that test negative should be administered a pregnancy test on a weekly basis. If tested positive, automatic deportation.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Photo 1: A man claiming he’s fighting the Oligarchy.

Photo 2: The Oligarchy.

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

A new law in Sweden just came into effect.

Staff working within elderly care must now be able to speak Swedish.

Obviously, this should have been the standard.

WHY WASN'T THIS REQUIRED BEFORE???

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

@Riffjackson @adamcarolla I'll take El Salvador.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Always remember illegals kill less Americans than American killers. So illegals are a good thing

[Monica Crowley @MonicaCrowley]

Maiden voyage aboard the NEW Air Force One! ✈️🇺🇸

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

@SoCalEdgyGal @KanekoaTheGreat @FreeBeacon Shit. I might have to move back from Denmark soon. You need a handy man or someone to clean up units when they are vacant? Kidding... kind of. My family is all in Oregon now and... I am a SoCal boy. Lived in OR for a year and that was enough.

[SoCal☘️𝕀𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕙 Gal @SoCalEdgyGal]

I love Tehachapi. It’s so beautiful… I had a stroke two months ago after having water heater issues, we have gigantic 100 gallon water heaters that serve 8 Apts each hundred gallons… between the issues with the electronic starters and the tenants up my Wazzu over it… I believe that’s what caused me to stroke out and end up in the hospital for four days. So keep an eye on your dad’s blood pressure because it absolutely can creep up and before you know it the floor literally falls out from under you.!

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

@SoCalEdgyGal @KanekoaTheGreat @FreeBeacon Oh, he sold them all except for the Arleta house where I grew up. I was happy about that but furious when he sold the Tehachapi property. I used to find awesome crystal rocks there. We even scaled Sugarloaf mountain and signed our names in the Sierra Club journal at the summit.

[Monty Joe Martin Jr. @BamaCPTMRCA2019]

@AdamKinzinger Official transcript from the US Senate on May 30, 1866. Senator Jacob Howard, who introduced the 14th Amendment:

"This will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens...”

SCOTUS got this ruling 100% wrong. A total travesty.

[David James King @Iam_davidjames]

@spencerpratt Like I said, we are really just getting started. 💯

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

@ZiaErica @spencerpratt FYI. I watch the podcast every day while I make dinner. Not today though as my daughter Izabelle (Izzy will be 13 on Friday) has taken over for tonight. I will watch while I stuff my face with pasta and meat sauce with a side of baguette.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

A lot of billionaires naively think, when the commie says “billionaires shouldn’t exist”, they mean they just want to tax you out of the 3 comma club.

When the commie says “billionaires shouldn’t exist”, they mean they want to kill you. They literally don’t want YOU to exist.

[Peter Rasmussen @PeterRa58783464]

Det mytologiske "folkedrab" i Gaza er uadskillelig fra ganske almindelig krig. Det kan lige nøjagtig skimtes i en minimal nedgang i befolkningen øverst oppe til højre.

Det er ikke folkedrab. Det er ganske almindelig krig i øvrigt startet af palæstinenserne selv.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

It's amazing that these decrepit neocon imbeciles have gotten every major issue wrong for 40 years and just absolutely insist on keeping their streak of unbroken wrongness alive at all costs. Yes, 27 million people immigrated here between 1880 and 1924. The difference is that they came here legally, there was no welfare state for them to leach off of, they were not flooding in from dysfunctional lawless third world hellholes, and they actually desired to assimilate into American culture. Oh and we had 250 million fewer people living in the country at the time. So in other words, it was nothing like our current situation. At all. Not remotely.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

How to Kill a Country:

Open the border
Allow illegal aliens in by the millions
Give out visas
Don’t enforce overstayed visas
Pause deportations
Allow birthright citizenship
Demonize opposition
Provide free housing
Provide government benefits
Give illegal aliens Driver’s Licenses
Automate voter registration
Mail every voter a mail-in ballot
Install Secretaries of State
Refuse to clean the voter rolls
Install judges
Accept ballots after Election Day

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

@CaryCheshireTX @TNeffs Also...
NO exceptions!
https://t.co/BV2Ytd8KjD

[Gonzo_Garbanzai @ItBDead]

All foreign women entering the US should now be administered a pregnancy test. If positive, no admission. All foreign women that test negative should be administered a pregnancy test on a weekly basis. If tested positive, automatic deportation.

[Cary Cheshire @CaryCheshireTX]

"John Roberts has made his decision; now let him enforce it!"

It is time for red states to lead where the Supreme Court has failed.

There are no federal birth certificates.

Texas and other states must refuse to issue them to children born to non-citizens. #txlege