Simpleton 💯🇵🇷🇺🇸

Just a #GirlDad playing videogames for fun and dropping the occasional #DadJoke. “It’s not that hard. Put a ton of simple in it.”

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@DzintraSullivan Moist Weapons

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@AlienAnatomyTC @DzintraSullivan I see your Robinhood Men in Moist Tights and raise you Robinhood Moist Men in Tights 😏

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Holy crap!! What a fight!! Broke the mans down and made him retire from his stool. Holy shih what a fight. #UFCFreedom250

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Mans knocked him out and hit a salute to the troops as his opponent fell. Suga you so disrespectful #Freedom250 #UFCatTheWhiteHouse

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If the Doctor is regenerating into Personas he’s already been and everyone’s been fired…let Nine revive the franchise again…

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@CinemaScene404 💯 Sev7n I say “what’s in the box?” every time there’s a box near by

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Man some of these FIFA World Cup 2026 chants ain’t got no business going so hard got me over hear chanting for the most random ahh countries

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At this point BBC should just hand over Doctor Who to a no name show runner with passion for the IP. I think the existing show-runners may love the IP but they are over engineering it. It doesn’t have to be everything to everyone. Bring it back to basics.

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As I get older and my health isn’t what it used to be I hear “We’re sorry your insurance doesn’t cover that.” more and more. I pay for that...US Healthcare is great (sarcasm)…maybe one day I’ll get really REALLY sick and they might actually cover a portion of an egregiously overpriced chronic medication …maybe…

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How is it I watch so many dj transition videos and not one NOT ONE has done Go from Apex with the caw into Morris Day and the Time doing the Bird…

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@SSeeley92 Sucks when it gets in your eye…

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No Darksiders 4 info from @THQNordic at @thegameawards 2026 …none…we’re getting Tupac in a video game before the Four Horsemen ride again…

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Man, 2026 took Giles too?!…this year has no chill…

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@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay to enter

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Between Wolverine and God of War: Laufey I might actually dust off the trapper keeper…PlayStation is looking good…

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@DzintraSullivan I’d stay for the whole presentation if they offered free show tickets.

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I tried watching Acolyte…but I’m not their demographic. I have decided that Disney hates Star Wars because the fans that have kept the franchise alive for decades has aged out of Disney’s influence.

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Has there ever been an American horror movie reimagined as a J horror movie? I think someone should re imagine A Nightmare on Elm Street with lore pacing of a j horror flick…