Midas

20-30yo/male/battle royale island
yes it's me midas from fortnite hello

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

Sorry I can't type well the touch screen doesn't work with my stupid gold fingers

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LESSS GOOOOOOOOO

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

I regret being born but I'm here now motherfuckers and I'm going to make it everyone's problem

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

When I die and my life flashes before my eyes it's a cringe compilation starring me

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

@slurpscience *drinking your world famous slurp juice and gently crying*

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

My fans who still like me after I did a big uh oh and caused and massive natural disaster thank you xoxo

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

This is a Jake and Amir reference I am very old

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

Crying tears of soy

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

Laugh at my jokes or i will cry and make everyone uncomfortable

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

Saving a fortune on contact lenses since the eye incident

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

@Riversomoon :( :( :(((((((((

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

Can I have your credit card please

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

@pokemonfan898 I'm legally not allowed to talk about iPhones anymore

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

Sometimes if I can't be bothered torturing information out of someone I just put this on https://t.co/926faqRWcx

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

@hisgoldenghost I can't be bothered to go to the gold dealer pleaaaaase

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

Its me midas fortnite

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

People act like champagne is fancy but if you stand back and look at the situation objectively I am trashed on a Thursday night

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

Double April Fools I am cringe

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

Nya ^_^ haha April Fools I'm not cringe

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

@curepog It's a half eaten bagel this time

[Midas @ItMidasFortnite]

No April Fools this year the death toll was too high last year