Jazmine

“I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids’ menu. What a stupid age I am.” - Jason Mendoza, The Good Place

[Jazmine @ItsAladdinUp]

It’s been awhile…

[ღ @stfnigg]

"up to you" "you pick" just kill me.

[SavExpress @Savcon3]

That new Drake and PND album is one of the worst RnB albums ever, Drake hasn't made more than a couple listenable songs on an album since Take Care and it's embarrassing he's still around in convos with elite artists.

[gio🇵🇸 @Barseiona]

just finished listening to Drakes new album & gosh the tears in my eyes. the lyrics, the beats, the delivery, the rhythm, the sound, the production, the flow...everything was garbage from beginning to end. definitely the worst thing i’ve ever heard in my life.

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

Kendrick having 83,000 people + the whole world call Drake a pedophile 😂

[carter “cool girl” cruise @CarterCruise]

i do appreciate that kanye is always there to remind me that i’m not actually having the mental breakdown it feels like i’m having

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Kendrick Lamar has barely moved from the waist down but still has more rushing yards than the Chiefs.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THIS MAN KENDRICK LAMAR JUST SMILED IN THE CAMERA AFTER COOKING DRAKE

LMFAOOOOOO

#SuperBowl

[Luke @Lukesylvia96]

The Eagles after scoring on the dumbest play of all time yet again

[Booner @boonersports]

The fact that Marshon Lattimore was the only one to get a flag on this and not AJ Brown is nuts

[JB @YerrritsJB1996]

I hate the @Eagles and everything they stand for. Their game play, their fans, I could go on and on. Scum of a franchise.

[Jazmine @ItsAladdinUp]

@DarthandDogs @SlanderOfficial @__Before_Dawn__ @hmeetsworld @emilyjoy103 Why would you be sorry I’ll do it lmaoooo

[MLB @MLB]

.@RaysBaseball gets back to .500 with their 4th straight win!

[Darth Dog Mom 🖤 BuccaNole 🏈 @DarthandDogs]

If your bf was at the Rockies vs Rays game today at Coors Field sitting in section 138 row 19 seat 2, dump him. He spent the 7th inning talking to his friend about how you’ve gained weight because you’re lazy and don’t try hard enough in the gym and he wants someone more driven.

[MLB @MLB]

Randy Land: Open all weekend. 🍭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I can't wait to have fun on my day off”

me on my day off:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Unpopular opinion but busy days are the best days, you might be tired and stressed but atleast you were not overthinking and sad all day

[clare @sadderlizards]

stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is