Ashley Bartholomew

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[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

“Be a good girl” is the craziest line ever from a recommitment ceremony 😭😭

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

When System of a Down said “Why don’t presidents fight the wars? Why do they always send the poor?” I really felt that 🥲

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

It’s always so funny to me how doctors will leave the room to let you get undressed in privacy and then come back in to do the most invasive procedure you’ve ever heard of. God forbid you see me take off my underwear before you’re elbow deep in my pelvis 😭

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

Get you a man who hates 90 day fiancé but will still give you a live play-by-play of the new episode from the other room while you shower and he gets the baby dressed for bed 🥰

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

@AllyMcFlyster @hologeist Tell me you picked the wrong spouse without telling me you picked the wrong spouse

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

@UncleDhee Ugh this is so beautiful but my son just turned one and I did not need to see this so early in the morning 😭🥹😭

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

@sexydeadite Nah it’s fuck Faye for life now 🙅🏾‍♀️

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

@aderayo_xo1 I think a big point of this season was showing how naive the characters were once they were out of high school. Maddy was still very much trying to find her way and I don’t think she even had as small understanding of the full scope of Alamo’s world or Rue’s place in it

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

So I’m supposed to just like have a good night’s sleep and go about my Monday after what I just experienced?? #euphoria 😭😭😭

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

Whoever decided Bloody Marys go with crispy bacon was really in their bag 🤤

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

@ANicole8321 @itsme_urstruly …Or even just in the house? Lol

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

My doctor: “Let me know if you need me to clarify anything. There are no stupid questions… Do you ever feel tired when you wake up and through out the day?”

“Most days, but I do have a 7 month old…”

Dr. (whispering): “Ah, yes, that was a very stupid question.”

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

Took my 6 month old outside for his reading time today and my grandpa saw us out back and made me hot chocolate. It sounds so small in this big crazy world but I’m really living my dream of generational wealth in the form of love and kindness 🥹

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

My baby doesn’t always sleep in the car but when he does, we’re pulling in the driveway 🥲

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

Getting thanksgiving dinner money from both my grandma and my husband >>>>>>

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

“When I win, they win. And when they lose, I don’t know them.”

Selena was such a queen 😭

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

Warmed up my breakfast 4 times and still ate cold food smh #momlife

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

@GandarLilly

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

It’s so crazy that Susan Lorincz lived in a neighborhood with such beautiful, kind families and children and decided to be the evil racist neighborhood hag instead of the beloved neighborhood grandma. Her life could be so different if she wasn’t so hate filled #theperfectneighbor

[Ashley Bartholomew @ItsAmoure]

“Yeah I know I met him as an insurance agent but now he has a girl - why does he still need to sell insurance?”

If Chloe doesn’t get a fuckin grip… 🫠

#90daystheotherway