Alex Burke

Forward ever, Backwards never. Avid D.C. Sports Fan. *pineapple does not belong on pizza*

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@VALORANT A silver 3 shouldn’t realistically be put into a lobby with anything higher than MAYBE a plat 1. Same with every other rank. Gold 3 should realistically be the ideal cap. Fucking pick a lane. Badge or hidden, super strict MMR bullshit.

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@VALORANT 1/2

Are we fucking for real right now? Your matchmaking update is still bullshit.

This is why the “average team rank within one sub tier” never earned trust. You can call it balanced if both teams average out similarly but that does absolutely nothing for individual lobby mix

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@VALORANT 2/2A Silver player does not experience “average team rank.” We experience having to fight people RANKS above. look at the scoreboard. The top players aren’t just decorative. The top of the lobby is putting up 28 kills. So the mix is materially affecting the game not just rank mix

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

10 years ago:

A McChicken was $1
A dozen eggs were $1.50
A Chipotle burrito was $6.50
Netflix was $9
A full tank of gas was $35
Rent was $1,400
A used Honda was $10,000

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@JamesRod1776 @grok @Rightanglenews dude. are you dumb? i wanted the kid convicted just as much as the next guy, but YEAH. I’d probably use that money to move and hire/buy security too given the national attention the story got.

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@BenWa11ace @Rightanglenews ratio

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@glorioushurt___ @BlaineT28334 @GigglingGanon Wow. You’ve solved poverty. “Just get better job”. Fucking wooowwww…how did no one ever think about that one before? Fucking retard.

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@Bulvarpress lol love this

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@Keithhambone @OldHeadHST @EmpressOfKings @CollinRugg holy shit you are fucking retarded

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@mandyarthur @realDonaldTrump @grok GPT is on the same page. Wild.

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@pocfarts @Boathouse_171 @ProudSocialist this is what you’re going with? this is what exonerates him for you? delusional.

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@ProudSocialist @NolanIbarra you guys really just wanna see a murderer let loose cause you think he performed some kind of morally righteous act by shooting a man in the back huh

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@FreshATLUTD @Lordoftheringsu yes. logistics usually.

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@RustyMills911 @quiethero @WyronGaines the 1st amendment doesn’t protect you from other civilians idiot, it protects your free speech from the government. holy fuck you guys are stupid.

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@Fat_Ninja_bird @quiethero @WyronGaines are you fucking stupid?

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@rocketvanpersie @SLocks8283 @NavClipstreams Dude are you ok

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@lovxfps Lmao

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@VALORANTLeaksEN @AkamaruVal Ascent
Bind
Haven
Icebox
Sunset
Abyss
Corrode

I could live with that

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@yzeniiil @ValorantUpdated And still only 15rr for it

[Alex Burke @ItsBurke_]

@Mist_GMD @RomlettClips you’re literally retarded.