Cory Clark

Designated stain remover for @faylor_tannin. Back Rake & Steiner Mark. Racin', Wrasslin' & Vidya Games. Professional Diabetic.

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

#StrangerThings. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

The whole point of being human is experiencing things outside your comfort zone and acquiring a taste for things you like and dislike. AI aims to be agreeable, and you get shit like this. It’s robbing us of our humanity. Gross.

[Corey Ganim @coreyganim]

AI generated music is 1000x better than real music.

Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno.

What sold me was the first prompt I gave it:

“My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token.

Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.”

It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds.

I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious.

Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free?

Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

😤😤😤

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Foot on the pedal, eyes on the crown.

#GuardsBall | #StandGuard

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

Hey @NFLOfficiating you guys still fucking suck at your jobs.

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

“Bro please. We know we’ve had control of the government for 2 years but if you vote for us just one more time, I swear it’ll be different. We’ll keep blaming Biden and take no accountability for the shit we’ve done, but I swear it’ll be different this time.”
Gimme a fuckin break

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

What an actual fucking joke. “Lowering prices on day one” is the biggest lie ever sold to the American people. And we’ll be paying for it for quite some time.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Price Increases, July 2025 to July 2026 (Source: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics)

1. Fuel oil — +39.1%
2. Other motor fuels — +30.7%
3. Airline fares — +25.5%
4. Regular gasoline — +25.3%
5. Midgrade gasoline — +23.0%
6. Premium gasoline — +21.5%
7. Computer software and accessories — +21.2%
8. Instant coffee — +15.8%
9. Jewelry — +15.2%
10. Uncooked beef roasts — +13.5%
11. Video/video-game subscriptions and rentals — +13.4%
12. Postage — +13.3%
13. Sewing machines, fabric and supplies — +12.9%
14. Tomatoes — +12.8%
15. Delivery services — +12.6%
16. Gardening and lawncare services — +12.3%
17. Apples — +11.1%
18. Watches — +10.6%
19. Dishes and flatware — +10.4%
20. Other video equipment — +10.0%
21. Home health care — +9.7%
22. Candy and chewing gum — +9.6%
23. Uncooked beef steaks — +9.6%
24. Roasted coffee — +9.4%
25. Video discs and other media — +9.2%
26. Ground beef — +9.0%
27. Turkey and other uncooked poultry — +8.4%
28. Recorded music and music subscriptions — +8.0%
29. Fresh fish and seafood — +7.8%
30. Frozen fish and seafood — +7.8%
31. Lettuce — +7.5%
32. Cigarettes — +7.3%
33. Motor vehicle maintenance/servicing — +7.3%
34. Intracity transportation — +7.0%
35. Apparel services other than dry cleaning — +6.6%
36. Vehicle parts/equipment other than tires — +6.6%
37. Nonelectric cookware/tableware — +6.4%
38. Frankfurters — +6.3%
39. Rice — +6.2%
40. Men’s underwear/nightwear/swimwear/accessories — +6.2%
41. Motor vehicle repair — +6.2%
42. Shelf-stable fish and seafood — +6.1%
43. Fresh whole milk — +6.0%
44. Newspapers and magazines — +6.0%
45. Outpatient hospital services — +5.8%
46. Other uncooked beef and veal — +5.6%
47. Sports vehicles including bicycles — +5.6%
48. Vehicle accessories other than tires — +5.5%
49. Salt, seasonings and spices — +5.4%
50. Girls’ apparel — +5.3%
51. Laundry and dry-cleaning services — +5.3%
52. Women’s suits and separates — +5.2%
53. Inpatient hospital services — +5.2%
54. Dental services — +5.1%
55. Pet services — +5.1%
56. Other fresh vegetables — +5.0%
57. Water and sewerage maintenance — +5.0%
58. Other fresh fruits — +4.8%
59. Fresh milk other than whole — +4.8%
60. Renters/household insurance — +4.8%
61. Indoor plants and flowers — +4.7%
62. Other condiments — +4.7%
63. Other tobacco products — +4.7%
64. Veterinarian services — +4.7%
65. Window coverings — +4.6%
66. Women’s footwear — +4.5%
67. Crackers and related bread products — +4.5%
68. Fresh cakes and cupcakes — +4.4%
69. Haircuts and other personal-care services — +4.4%
70. Motor oil, coolant and fluids — +4.3%
71. Utility piped gas — +4.3%
72. Electricity — +4.2%
73. Men’s pants and shorts — +4.2%
74. Nursing homes/adult day services — +4.2%
75. Breakfast cereal — +4.1%
76. Tax preparation/accounting fees — +4.1%
77. Canned fruit — +4.0%
78. Toys — +4.0%
79. White bread — +4.0%
80. Computers, peripherals and smart-home assistants — +3.9%
81. Garbage/trash collection — +3.9%
82. Citrus fruit — +3.8%
83. Musical instruments and accessories — +3.8%
84. Women’s underwear/nightwear/swimwear/accessories — +3.8%
85. Men’s shirts and sweaters — +3.6%
86. Motor vehicle body work — +3.6%
87. Distilled spirits away from home — +3.6%
88. Internet service — +3.5%
89. Parking fees and tolls — +3.5%
90. Vehicle registration/license fees — +3.5%
91. Tools, hardware and supplies — +3.5%
92. Potatoes — +3.4%
93. Elementary/high-school tuition and fees — +3.4%
94. Day care and preschool — +3.4%
95. Hair/dental/shaving personal-care products — +3.4%
96. Limited-service meals — +3.3%
97. Beer away from home — +3.2%
98. Canned vegetables — +3.2%
99. Household cleaning products — +3.2%
100. Nonfrozen juices and drinks — +3.2%
101. Rent of primary residence — +2.9%
102. Sports equipment — +2.9%
103. Men’s footwear — +2.8%
104. Soups — +2.8%
105. Beer at home — +2.8%
106. Cable/satellite/live-streaming TV — +2.8%
107. Food from vending machines/mobile vendors — +2.6%
108. Fresh sweet rolls, coffeecakes and doughnuts — +2.6%

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

@JohnHillbery Hey man, he’s gonna remember this! Don’t switch up when the Browns are 2-0 heading into their home opener! 😂😂😂

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

A man *bang bang* a plan *bang bang* a canal *bang bang* Panama

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

$1000 for their next console
You don’t buy the games, you “rent” them
Can’t trade them in at GameStop to get newer games
No way to bring your previous disc games to the new generation (yet)

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - https://t.co/BzZODXdWGY

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - https://t.co/ev3mN6wj14

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

How the fuck is it that as soon as Verizon gets their grubby mitts on @FrontierCorp the service goes to shit? Zero outages the first 6 months, now 2 in the last week. This one going on 12 hours. Unreal.

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

@JohnHillbery Suuuuuuper relatable filming a video on a backyard tennis court. Ya know, the one that everyone has? Lmao there’s no way people are taking this ghoul seriously.

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

@jstellfox_ got butt-mugged at the casino 🎲🎲

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

“America the Beautiful” my ass. What a bunch of corporate shills.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Senate just passed the legislation allowing the devastation of the Boundary Waters.

The motion passed 50-49, and now goes to Donald Trump’s desk.

The way Republicans passed this bill that prevents future administrations from issuing protections for Superior National Forest, so this pristine land will be exploited in perpetuity unless Congress intervenes to reverse this decision.

The state of Minnesota can still block the Chilean mining corporation from operating in Superior National Forest and protect the Boundary Waters from pollution.

[Steve the Book Guy @SteveTheBookGuy]

I really hate listening to our President speak, every tough question, he just insults the publication, throws up a straw man, and mispronounces big words.

He's a fuckin' idiot, and you're a fuckin' idiot if you like this guy. Just listening to him drains intelligence, he sucks.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the ides of march

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

It’s like watching Groundhog Day with these ghouls continuing to blame Joe Biden. Just take some fucking accountability for once in your life!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: JD Vance blames soaring gas prices on Joe Biden.

[🇺🇸 🧯 @LibertasRedux]

MAGA is full of the dumbest fucking people alive.

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips @NoContextSpoof]

Rizzo could star in Hurry Up Tomorrow, but The Weeknd could never play Rizzo the Rat in The Muppets Christmas Carol

[Cory Clark @ItsCSquared__]

@KenCarman Maybe I’ll see you at the Hell Tour stop at WCS!