Insane that Modern Family was on for over a decade, was so huge at its time, and had zero cultural impact. No quotes-turned-shorthand, no staying power
BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.
Trump: I was in New York, and I met a great police officer in New York. He said, “Sir, I want to thank you.”
I said, “For what?”
He said, “My wife didn’t think very much of me. We were having marital difficulties, actually. She thought I was nothing. I’m a police officer. I’m a tough guy.”
I looked at him—the muscles were all over the place. He didn’t suffer from that, but she thought maybe that muscle wasn’t so good because he was always losing money in the stock market.
And he said, “Sir, in the last year and a half, my 401(k) is up 74%, sir, and she thinks I’m Warren Buffett. She thinks I’m a super genius.”
I said, “How are you getting along with her?”
He said, “Well, I’m not so sure I like her anymore.”
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
ESPN’s Mina Kimes won ‘Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars,’ earning $1 million for a charity of her choice 👏
She’ll donate the winnings to L.A.’s SELAH Neighborhood Homeless Coalition.