helen

She/Her. Always overly familiar. TV writer. Game writer. Kitten fosterer. Organizing @hollywood_labor. Don't make me regret leaving private!

[helen @SweetHelenade]

If Elon just shut this site down though it would objectively better humanity

[helen @SweetHelenade]

This and also Marissa Roy

[machine gun kelly reichardt @LingoUnbound]

please vote for Nithya Raman and Tom Steyer, thanks

[sentient bloomberg terminal @kayrosso1]

I don’t typically do this but if you are in LA you should 100% vote for Marissa Roy for city attorney and get rid of the current scumbag and make sure the cop choice doesn’t replace them.

[helen @SweetHelenade]

…Good? That LIRR worker definitely works harder than any governor. People don’t deserve less money just because you view them as lower in status.

[sam @sam_d_1995]

oh my god, this is unbelievable: the striking LIRR worker complaining that Hochul “has money for everything except our salaries” LITERALLY MADE MORE MONEY THAN HOCHUL DID LAST YEAR

[helen @SweetHelenade]

ER is so delightfully progressive sometimes and then moments later super trad

[helen @SweetHelenade]

John Wells best to ever do it omg

[helen @SweetHelenade]

That’s the point though they spend an entire season showing that she’s one of the few people who doesn’t love him as a person and she goes to him anyways because he’s just that good of an emergency doctor and this is an emergency

[may @mayaayyaay]

@inkyubus13 she told him literally a few hours ago that he has 0 empathy yet still trusts him enough to read her chart?? after only 14 hours?? in a shift where she saw him belittle a doctor for having a panic attack ??? make it make sense

[brian @brianonhere]

thank you to the 3-4 brave democrat senators issuing statements like “this is not normal” from their large suburban backyards while they are on vacation for seemingly the entire year

[helen @SweetHelenade]

For years boomers used “millennial” as shorthand for youth and now zoomers use it as shorthand for old

[alison chains @cooldetat]

the concept of alison bechdel being a millennial

[Eli Valley @elivalley]

I don't understand what Zionists do on Passover, a holiday commemorating liberation from an exterminationist, tyrannical ethnostate. Do they just not celebrate it?

[helen @SweetHelenade]

Started fostering three kittens two days ago and now I’m down to one, TS Eliot was so right when he said “April is the cruelest month”

[helen @SweetHelenade]

I love you little themed bee from spelling bee

[g a b y @gabydvj]

sorry for harping on this but the problem of “knowing what you want to say but not how to say it” often means you haven’t yet figured out what you want to say. if you turn to an LLM to help organize loose thoughts into prose, you’re outsourcing your cognition to a machine

[helen @SweetHelenade]

Do i seriously have to say thanks for the memories even if they weren’t so great???

[helen @SweetHelenade]

Dog that’s not a picky eater he just hates you

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Sounds like you married an eight year old

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

it’s understandable what happened with sorry baby since it’s a directorial debut and had dreadful distribution and marketing but i am still so sad it got cut out of awards season. eva victor we will avenge you

[helen @SweetHelenade]

Weird that Emilia Perez was a year ago

[helen @SweetHelenade]

I’m sorry Miss, we’ve lost him, but on the bright side, our quarterly projections show promise

[helen @SweetHelenade]

Since I was a little girl I’ve dreamed of increasing shareholder value

[helen @SweetHelenade]

Guy who thinks librarians just check out books all day

[🦊🚙🦘 @foxcar_joey]

Sorry to be that guy, but there is no actual need for librarians to have a master's degree. It's just a highly desirable role and there isn't a willingness to drop the salary to a market clearing price, so additional education cost is how the market responds.

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play