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[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Stop downplaying shit that you can’t do yourself.

[noah ♱ @noaahtwts]

Now Nicki all of a sudden sleep … like nah babes JAY-Z CALLING YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

pretending you don’t see niggas staring at you is a skill 😭😂

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

Me anytime I ran out of weed

[Pot Pie Inspector @AintPayingThe5]

“I don’t remember one bar!”

*references every single diss track Kendrick put out*

That nigga slow as hell and still in pain LMFAOO

[Whooping feet @WhoopingFeet]

•Ran to Atlanta
•Hide The Bible
•What is it the Braids
•Fuck the Big 3

Nigga made a whole album quoting Kendrick lyrics 💀

He not a Owl he a parrot 🦉🦜

Now his fans gotta listen to Kendrick Lyrics all day 😭

[Reece @DefaultReece]

Savannah don't even have Lebron tatted

[Ol’ Dirty Cabo Verde @Hempsism]

🫴🏽

[Softboy @softboywin]

Being dark skinned in elementary school was like being black in 1925 💀

[TheVill @JVFromTheVill]

New Genre Unlocked: VICTIM RAP

[𐌔 @sofadedfgs]

i love smoking by myself, puff puff my turn again 😂

[Ivyette @kiazziiL]

literally me and my homegirls when shit happenes #BaddiesUSA

[✰ @layahsfanta]

big sean & chris brown performing my last at the 2011 bet awards.

this shit was nowhere to be found for YEARS lol.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

on tiktok, a girl moved in with her friend. She stayed 6 months, because she stated that’s all she needed to get everything together.

surprisingly, the friend told her say had to pay $350 a month, instead she gave her $400.

when the friend got ready to move out, she handed her the entire $2400 & told her she never needed the money it was to help her with saving & to go handle her business…. my God 🥹🙏🏽

[BaddiesUSAchapter2 @BaddiesUSA5]

Yall keep trying to force Gretchen on us over these two. Yall colorist and hate black women it shows. Nobody is gonna make us hate Sapphire and Suki #BaddiesUSA

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

I had a friend who used to call me at 4am crying about her boyfriend. I’d wake up, listen, let her vent, and then go back to sleep, more than once. One night I couldn’t sleep, so I thought I’d return the favor and called her at 4am. She answered and told me she was sleeping, & I should call back tomorrow. Moral of the story: always remember that energy you give isn’t always going to be reciprocated—set your boundaries, even with “friends.”

[Billiato’s daughter @billiato_ntogi]

This man has been begging to get back with me for 2 months now.
No flowers, no chocolate, no MONEY, not one act of gesture. Just words & tears.

[𝓞𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬 XO🤎 @1of1_Lashay]

“Not your monkey🐒 , not your circus🎪 , just stay out of it.” 💯👏🏽

#BaddiesUSA