Dan Stirling

i perform all my own stunts

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

up early to warn the worms

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[0xFriggin @0xfriggin]

Jarvith

Bite thith nigga ear off

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i say no to alcohol but it doesn't listen

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Top half Sydney Sweeney, bottom half Derrick Henry

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

College Jameis, full steam ahead, blind as a bat, dodging shapes and colors as they pop up in front of his face

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Brings a tear to the eye. It really is just basketball in 49 other states.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Debate time y’all here come the candidates

[Dan Stirling @ItsDanStirling]

@romys1mpson a dignified twitter demon

[Amelia 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AmethystTheFoxx]

@seacatgirls Twitter is wild. I'll be scrolling past hundreds of boring ass posts and then there's always one like this that makes me physically recoil from the absurdity of what the fuck I just read.

[Reggie E. @firstklass_regg]

You can tell what kinda summer it’s gonna be when you see this nigga. My favorite groundhog

[Dan Stirling @ItsDanStirling]

@ClaytonShreve Agreed. I will die on this hill

[Dan Stirling @ItsDanStirling]

@Monarch2Mountie Yeah, windsor made playoffs

[ryan @picklegirl33]

queen elizabeth's soul entering trisha paytas' baby

[Dan Stirling @ItsDanStirling]

its always them mfs in mazda 3s driving like its a sportcar