Dan Thorn

Dan Thorn 🎬 Rep by: LongRun Artistes

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Just saw a load of people protesting Madame Tussaud’s.

Bloody Anti-Waxxer’s.

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Sad news about Ozzy if only it had been three days ago it would’ve been the Sabbath.

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

McGonagall but not Forgotagall.

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Now this is a reform party I can get behind.

[Oasis @oasis]

Oasis will tour the UK & Ireland in summer 2025!
Tickets go on sale this Saturday 31st August.
IRE 🎟️ 8am IST
UK 🎟 9am BST
Full information 👉https://t.co/EtNuE2Hx6b
*These dates will be the band’s exclusive European appearances.

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Wow. Way to steal Rizzle Kicks thunder guys…

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

If having sex with Henry’s was a sport I’d come in 8th.

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

New season of the traitors looks wild.

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Before he was with Adele he was just called Paul.

[TMZ @TMZ]

HE PUT A RING ON IT! 💍✨

Read more: https://t.co/HLgIGCSHpr

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Professor Ex

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Christmas Release is a terrible title

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

#WallaceAndGromit: Vengeance Most Fowl will be 70 minutes long and feature the return of the iconic supervillain Feathers McGraw, who is now back for revenge following his appearance in the #Oscar-winning 1993 short 'The Wrong Trousers' - https://t.co/nNe5s5ujEP

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

There’s you, then there’s the Ascot you.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Komodo dragon ate the turtle and rocked it like a fitted.

I hate Komoda dragons!
Isn't there an animal that can beat it?

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Episode 2 out now! :) #TheAdventuresOfTapeBoy 📦🦸🏻‍♂️

https://t.co/YbdIgcSxCk

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

The Superhero franchise nobody is talking about.

“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️” - My Guardian (mum)

https://t.co/ae3oceTVS5

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Or Suit Potato?

[Tweeti @tweeti7560]

It's a couch potato......

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Chipmunk now just goes by Chip.

The munk is silent.

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

@RobertAuton @sohotheatre Anyone selling a ticket for Salford??

[Brazen Hodgepodge @BRAZENHP]

Oi. The bank holiday is over, sunshine. Stop lazing and start booking your tickets for our show! Sept 14th-17th at the @CanalCafe Box office https://t.co/jo4l5Y0qSc
#comedy #theatre #funny #London #brazenhodgepodge #whatsoninlondon #backtoschool #actor #westend #Fringe #sketch

[Brazen Hodgepodge @BRAZENHP]

SEXY NEW POSTER ALERT! Come and see us at @CanalCafe Sept 14th - 17th #comedyshow #London #theatre

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Elon strikes again

[SAW @Saw]

Welcome back to the game.

#SawX - only in theaters September 29.

[Sam Gibbons @SamGibbons91]

This Fringe venue is an institution. Have a read x

[Dan Thorn @ItsDanThorn]

Someone taking bench lifting way too seriously.