Dennis

[The Nassr Tribune™️ @AlNassrTribune]

This kid must be protected at all costs. 😭❤️

[Dennis @ItsDenisivic]

@VinceChepkwony Done, all the best

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

I have cows for hire During Dowry ceremonies, How they will disappear from your in-laws is non of your business...

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

In major hospitals hapa Kenya, kuna some experienced “smugglers” with many years under their belt and vast connections. Huwa wanaitwa specifically bill ikishinda patient who is admitted and the family is willing to “talk.”

Usually, they meet relatives and well-wishers kwa restaurant just outside but near the vicinity. He first asks for the original bill, then scans it slowly while shaking his head in sadness, occasionally glancing at his “clients” as they sip tea nervously. Then he says, “Hii mkilipa yote, si mtauza shamba zote mkuwe squatters?”

No one responds before the chairman leading the “congregation” says in low tones, “Tulitumwa kwako. Ona venye utatusaidia my brother, unajua hali ya uchumi.”

He takes out his phone and goes straight to the calculator. Usually, from the total bill, the standard payment is one-third. But when he uses his “third eye” and “smells” weak family ties, there’s a small discount huwa mnapewa.

After reaching an agreement, they huddle together with his clients, and he clarifies that the entire operation is based on trust and strictly cash-only. Once the “transfer fees” are finalized, he tells them that the moment they receive his call, waanze kuwasha engine of their Toyota Noah, ready to receive their loved one.

Halafu mnapewa warning, relatives with weak hearts wasishtuke when they see the patient—who had fully recovered—being wheeled into the parking lot in a wheelchair, kama amefunikwa na a blue sheet from miguu all the way to the head.

The smuggler is connected to everyone—from gate watchmen, nurses, doctors, and accountants—in short, everyone eats.

The patient is also briefed: if they see someone enter the ward wearing a cap that has “sealed” everything leaving the eyes only and pushing a wheelchair, afuate venye anaambiwa, na aache maswali mingi.

After going to the hospital together and instructing them to wait for him in the parking lot, he returns a few hours later as promised, wheeling in the patient, who is covered from head to toe.

If the family is heading to North Rift, he even gets into the car na anakaa hapo mbele and escorts them up to Kangemi before returning by matatu.

In his own words, before the relatives thank him profusely, “Hapendi kucheza na kazi yake.”

As he gets out, he reminds them once more, “Mmeona venye tunacheza? Msisahau kuniletea wateja!”

[Eric @amerix]

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

— Seneca

Sit on the message for one night.

Sleep on the email for eight hours.

The reply you would have sent at 9 pm and the reply you will send at 6 am are not written by the same man.

[Dennis @ItsDenisivic]

@WelBeast @KarauriR @orengbonny Give one to @lenna_kibet , livestock will be happy being treated by an epl champion

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes joins an illustrious list of Player of the Season winners 🫶

[Dr. Kibet, Vet @lenna_kibet]

In the past one Week, I have heard 3 veterinarians complain about the Toxic work environment.

This shows the need to strengthen UVPK, the vet Union to champion for their welfare

This is noted. Once we get a chance to be part of the union Leadership. We shall address all this!

Watch the pace.

Kenyan vets kindly comment on issues you have experienced! Let us know if you are ready to support the UNION🌞

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

I fell in love with this quote:

"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger, but today is the youngest you'll ever be. So start today."

[Charlton Athletic FC @CAFCofficial]

Full debut incoming 🇰🇪

#cafc

[INTERPOL @INTERPOL_HQ]

🚨 Major operation in Africa targeting online scams nets 651 arrests, recovers USD 4.3 million

Operation Red Card 2.0, carried out across 16 African countries, targeted the infrastructure and criminal groups behind:
🔵 High-yield investment scams
🔵 Mobile money fraud
🔵 Fraudulent mobile loan applications

Investigations exposed scams linked to over USD 45 million in financial losses and identified 1,247 victims.

Authorities also seized 2,341 devices and took down 1,442 malicious IPs, domains and servers, as well as other infrastructure.

Read more on the scam models revealed during the operation ➡️🔗: https://t.co/ytgZV5iwfg

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Trying to watch super bowl final. How do they call this football. Like watching paint dry. Looking forward to adverts and music.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I hired a landscape gardener the other day.

He said he couldn't do the work because my garden is portrait.

[Charlton Athletic FC @CAFCofficial]

Collins Sichenje's first training session 💪

#cafc

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

Someone buy Mammito a crate of Keroche Beer on my bill.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

https://t.co/4H0toTQi7F

[Elsa @elsathora]

Proud to be announced as Manchester United’s first female manager.

If anyone knows how to deal with underperforming men, it’s me. #MUFC