It's Just Dinner

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“I wanna eat a rump steak. I’m tired of this imperialistic American shit”
@boozedirector @ElSupperClub

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

HOW TO DEAL WITH ANTI-MASKERS

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@jpawgmafia Man on a raft!

[PA Department of Human Services @PAHumanServices]

To report suspected child abuse or neglect, call ChildLine 1-800-932-0313 or visit https://t.co/XfnsOGrQA1.

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Real question:
Why is it every time a man loses “it’s luck”and every time they win “it’s skill”? Asking for a friend...

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@boozedirector “is it bad that I drank mezcal to get rid of the toothpaste taste?”
#myman

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6yo: how old will you be when I’m 60?
Me:
6yo: dead?

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Explain to me why, when I go into a single stall restroom w a toilet and a urinal, that the seat on the toilet is up.

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Idea for @verizon @ATT @TMobile etc. I just spent 💰 on a new phone and accessories. It’d be great to have a promo code for WiFi access within a certain radius from the store so I could get my new #iPhone set up.

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@DeptofDefense Seriously?! WTF?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“I hope this gets picked up.” Well, Tucker must be VERY happy right now.

Also — holy SHIT

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I did not want Donald Trump to be president.

I can’t believe I have to say that.

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@th3j35t3r Asked this same question just the other night...

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: WOW Outdoor clothing company Patagonia endorsed 2 Democrats For Senate

Rep. Jacky Rosen of Nevada and Sen. Jon Tester of Montana

Patagonia is Also giving all its U.S. employees a paid day off on November 6 So they can Vote

Patagonia IS AWESOME

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Talking about National Heritage Day at school:
B- if your dad doesn’t cook you can take Polish food.
A- I’m not half Polish, I’m half Lebanese
Me- if you’re not half Polish, what’s your other half?
A- Pittsburgh!!

[AltNASA @Alt_NASA]

https://t.co/AwzWicczTe

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“I’m starting to think breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And I’m not talking about 20 glasses of wine” -@boozedirector #myman

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Humanity is frightening

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@GatorsBackNow This chic is ballsy AF

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@WTAE This could be straight out of @TheOnion