Geri

I am making this Twitter cause my BFF works at Twitter and says i'm not supporting her. She is in my cover photo. Well her mouth is. She's on the right.

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Hey @DoleSunshine can you remove the bugs before packaging the lettuce? gunna vomit

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Photo evidence of one of my employees doing absolutely nothing.

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

To all the streaming platform Execs-
I started to come up with some titles for the docu series that you most likely green lit already, let me know your thoughts!

The Last Dive
Titans Triumph
Submerged
Titanic’s Revenge
Oceangate: The Failed Mission
Oceangate: Deep throttle

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

I’m sorry but what?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Husband of Microsoft executive's ex-wife charged with his murder https://t.co/50tglwWTzr

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

There is nothing more repulsive than putting 10 overly worn (cleaned every 5 years) winter coats on your clean bed.

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

Putting everyone’s winter coats in a pile on a bed during a holiday party is Midwest culture. 🎄

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

My nana asked me to pick up soda for brunch, I said that no one drinks soda, she said “you have to have at least ginger ale.” Oh ok right.

[Ian "Knicks in 5" Schafer @ischafer]

HBO is still out here getting everyone to watch a scripted show together at exactly the same time.

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

@britttlifts Delias

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Daily affirmations: putting together a PowerPoint presentation does not dictate my self worth. Repeat 5x (iykyk)

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

@madewell There is no way to DM you? Can you enable DMs or let me know an email to reach out to?

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Hey @madewell why can’t I return shoes without the box. Shoes have never been worn, tags are included and I have the receipt. Yet it’s apparently an inventory issue if I don’t have the box? Make it make sense.

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Chill out

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What should Twitter do next?

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Oh and the day before was a snow storm
@mafro_

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Hey TSWIFT fans, you don’t know the struggle of getting tickets until you meet up with a stranger who demands you come into his apartment in NYC because he can’t move due to his broken leg, all in order to secure sold out NYE phish tickets.

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Ok so I’m not the only one @J_Keslow

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

The audacity of my husband not understanding exactly what I’m talking about when I start my sentence halfway through a thought

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

What in the gods given holy hell is this tweet?

[New York Post @nypost]

Bye bye booty: Heroin chic is back https://t.co/D5yTMWQfWh

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Just had a layered quadruple sneeze and it sent me to heaven and back. I also broke my neck but it was worth it.

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Listening to my fiancé ask his friends to be apart of his like non-groomsmen’s bridal party is like truly the cutest/cringy thing I have EVER heard. Like why do you sound like a salesman?

[Geri @ItsGeriNotJerry]

Same thing happened to @TalbertsIce instagram account. Clearly something is going on. For a second I thought I did something illegal after posting about dry ice….which you can get from Talberts for your Halloween decor in the DMV area!!!

[Trendulkar @Trendulkar]

anyone else facing this issue on Instagram? or is my account really suspended? 🤔