Ariwayn

It's your story babe. Please feel free to hit them with a plot twist whenever you want 🙂.

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

Pale NSE stocks zinashuka kama mawe😃

If you loved Equity at 110 bob, you should love it even more at 97bob

If you loved KCB at 104 bob, you should love it even more at 85 bob

If you loved KPLC at 25 bob, you should love it even more at 21bob

If you loved Car & General at 400bob, you should love it even more at 250 bob

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

NSE had a 🔥🔥today

1. Equity Group hit a new 52 week high of KES 104

2. KCB Group hit a new 52 week high of KES 100

3. Kenya Re hit a new 52 week high of KES 4.65

4. KPLC hit a new 52 week high of KES 24.95

5. Total hit a new 52 week high of KES 49.50

6. NSE Plc hit a new 52 week high of KES 29.50

7. CGEN reclaimed KES 300

[BaiteOriginal @MMEWakili]

Has a point,let me have a cheat meal Bw. CEO

[Ndindi Nyoro @NdindiNyoro]

Equity Bank announced profit after tax of Ksh 75.5 Billion for the Financial year ending December 31st 2025, up 54.7% from the previous period. Half of the revenues are now coming from subsidiaries, mostly the group’s regional operations.

The bank is now the most profitable company in East and Central Africa, at least upto 31st March. Safaricom is expected to make around Ksh 85 Billion in bottom line.

This marks the last year we are comparing Equity Bank Group and KCB Group in terms of profitability. It will be Equity Bank, then KCB going forward. This will likely be determined by not when but how they enter Ethiopia. Equity is likely to be more market driven in this, whether greenfield or brownfield.

West African market must now be “work in progress” and viable expansion targets for the two Banks. One year profit of Equity Group can buy over 55% of Nigerian Banking giant, Access Bank.

Later, they must get into Southern Africa and then cement this by dominating the entire Continent.

Dr Mwangi and Mr Paul Russo must start the process of listing the Groups in the London Stock Exchange (LSE) and be the platforms of financial and capital flow into Kenya.

We are African and African is our Business..

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

God has already blessed you. People can try to stop you, limit you, discredit you. Don’t pay it any attention. God has already blessed you. He’s already marked you, anointed you, empowered you, destined you to fulfill your assignment.

[Dear Self, @dear_self0]

Dear Self, this routine will completely change your life.

[Jesus Loves You @John_Matthew_T]

Habakkuk 2:3

[The Market Mind @Market_Mind_]

The Empty Boat

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

I used to just thank God for my open doors, but now I’ve learned to thank Him for my closed doors. God closing a door is not only protecting you, but it’s setting you up for something greater.

[Ariwayn @ItsGlow254]

@MwangoCapital Watatumaliza 😂

[Kenyan Wall Street @kenyanwalstreet]

Kenya Pipeline Company executed a 1,000-for-1 share split ahead of its IPO, increasing issued shares from 18.17 million to 18.17 billion while reducing par value from KSh 20 to KSh 0.02.

The move left total share capital unchanged and enabled the offer price of KSh 9.00 per share, positioning the IPO within reach of retail investors and aligning the listing with NSE trading and electronic allocation requirements.

[Ndindi Nyoro @NdindiNyoro]

Our Memorandum as presented today before the joint Committee of Finance & National Planning and Public Debt & Privatisation on the Proposed sale of GoK's 15% stake in Safaricom, Nairobi, Kenya.

1. Kenya must open up the transaction to international bidders.

2. The valuation is not commensurate to what Safaricom PLC is. The company was valued at Ksh 1.8 Trillion in 2021 before the investment in Ethiopia. It should be worth more now.

3. The immobilisation of 16Bn shares in June 2025 owned by the buyer was meant to undermine the share price by ostensibly sending a message of imminent supply.

4. Kenya cannot afford to lose over Ksh 80Bn on Conditions Precedent extended by the regulators.

5. Bottomline; open the bid to International Markets, Kenya will definitely get more.

We are African and Africa is our Business..

[Market Cap Trainers @NSE_Investors]

10.4% 😭

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

In what can only be described as a financial merger blessed by love and audited by KPMG of Heaven, Senator Allan Chesang has officially tied the knot with Chantelle Kitony, the glowing daughter of NSE chairman Kiprono Kitony. My friend, that wedding wasn’t a ceremony, it was an economic summit with a cake. Another day for Walala hoiis to see with their mouth wide open.

If wealth had a smell, the air around that venue would have suffocated Walala Hoiis who came armed with Fuliza balances, empty stomachs & one mission,, to eat life before life eats them. That event looked like a G7 meeting disguised in Gucci.

Governors were shaking hands like they were renewing tenders. The president himself was there, looking like a man approving loans on sight. The convoy alone looked like the annual car exhibition,, Range Rovers, Bentleys, and choppers landing like mosquitoes in a rich man’s compound.

Pale kwa Buffet ilikua movie. The kind of buffet that makes you question your life choices. Even the cows that donated the meat probably had medical insurance and a gym membership. The catering was so posh that even the salt looked imported and educated.

As the couple exchanged vows, broke men across the nation paused their betting apps, looked at their cracked Tecnos, and whispered, “Yawa Yehova Wanyonyi, remember me too.” Somewhere in Kilimani, a slay queen with a butterfly tattoo and “entrepreneur” on her Instagram bio dropped her vape and wept silently bcoz reality slapped like Nairobi rent,,, the rich only marry the rich.

Let’s be honest, this wasn’t just a wedding, it was a TED Talk on generational wealth. Chesang didn’t meet Chantelle while hustling for free Wi-Fi at Java or drinking counterfeit liquor at Habanos. No! This is a man who owns businesses, own his own clubs and probably leases the same Java you frequent for one latte a month.

Life has levels omwami. When you’re broke, love is measured by how many rounds you can go during horizontal engineering. But when you’re rich, love is measured in how many companies your family lawyer can merge before dessert. Broke people write love letters with borrowed bundles,, rich people write them with Montblanc pens while their accountants draft prenups in the background.

And to the brothers still sliding into DMs with “hi beautiful” and a prayer,, please respect yourself. You can’t woo a lady whose father controls the stock market when your own portfolio consists of 3 shares of Indomie packs and debts at Mama Mboga’s kiosk. Chantelle wasn’t looking for vibes and inshallah, she was looking for dividends & real estate.

Daughters of Jezebel, don’t catch feelings, catch wisdom. No amount of contouring can reshape your bank balance. You can’t twerk your way into a trust fund. It’s 2025, love without capital is a public risk. These rich families don’t do vibes, they do valuations.

In short, the Chesangs wedding wasn’t just a union,, it was an economic partnership sealed with champagne. A gentle reminder that while money may not buy happiness, it definitely rents comfort with unlimited refills.

So to all Walala hoiis still surviving on tapped water, ugali mayai & awaiting for NYOTA free monies from world bank,, go forth, grind and hustle your way out of poverty. Because in this economy, love may be blind, but the in-laws have got eagle vision, and they can spot your brokenness from Runyenjes without using binoculars. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

When trouble comes, instead of being upset, have a new perspective. That trouble looks like a setback, but really it’s setting you up to come out with twice what you had before: twice the joy, twice the resources, twice the influence, twice the fulfillment.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

You got things done, Chinko

Do people know you gave Mombasa county the first GIRL'S SCHOOL?

Mama Ngina girls ni wewe ulianzisha

Your tenure as CS is unmatched

The person who wanted Miguna deported was RAILA

To curtail the "Resist " movement

Only criminals hate you

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

There is a force breathing in your direction greater than any force trying to stop you. There’s not a giant you can’t defeat, an obstacle you can’t overcome, an addiction you can’t break. No weapon formed against you will prosper.