Mbugua

God Above All

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Once you realize that anything can happen; sickness, death, lose your job... Literally, anything in the blink of an eye, you become very humble. Tables turn and that's how crazy life can get.

Always stay humble, and be grateful.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

[dami @spoiltkate_]

The 9-5 experience is leaving work tired, getting home tired, sleeping tired, then waking up tired to go back to work.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I have tried hustling but I recommend inheritance .

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

24
The Blacklist
Queen of the South
Homeland
Breaking Bad
Person of Interest
Better Call Soul
Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan
Money Heist
The Sopranos
Fauda
Narcos
Prison Break
Ozark
Reacher

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

One hospital bill can wipe out 3 years of your savings.

Don't sacrifice your diet.

Don't sacrifice your sleep.

Don't hustle without taking care of your health.

Health is wealth.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person.

[Blaize @Rxblaize]

This new WhatsApp feature is so unnecessary, one wrong move and you laugh at a death notice.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Gentlemen: It's better to raise a thief than a Simp.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Kama unaeza itisha mahindi ya kusyaga ama Unga from the village just do so. Zile vitu mnakula hii Taon eti ni premium maize flour ni chemicals tupu,, na mtakufa vibaya sana nawahurumia.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Why would you ghost your father because he is poor?

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

"Talking stage" is for simps and male feminists.

What are you talking about?

Go straight to the point.

You are wasting her time. She is racing against the biological clock.

STOP being a simp and listening to feminists.

#MasculinitySaturday

[$ @jxtsummer]

unfortunately i do find everything funny except being broke that sht ain't funny

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Quarantine facility in Kakamega.

Gold in Kakamega.

This is not about Ebola.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Stay away from women who talk LOUDLY,

Women who SHOUT,

Women who HOWL,

Women who laugh LOUDLY like demons,

The louder the mouth, the wider the thighs.

UNLEARN.

#MasculinitySaturday

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

They didn’t steal your partner; your partner chose them.

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Once you start dealing with women who aren’t damaged or in a survival mode,

You actually enjoy women..