Caroline

I’m bisexual which means bye-to-sex-y’all

[Caroline @ItsMeCaroline23]

I think I instilled an acute sense of existential dread in this dude just by liking his tinder

[ForgetfuIPerson @ForgetfuP]

Hell yeah brother

[Caroline @ItsMeCaroline23]

@jacksfilms I just know Erin insists you visit wawa every time y’all are back in range of them.

[Caroline @ItsMeCaroline23]

All I want right now is the fried eggplant pizza leftovers I have but somehow I have convinced myself I am allergic to eggplant. Even though I ate the other half yesterday no problem.

[Caroline @ItsMeCaroline23]

@myst0machhurts Of their asses, yes.

[Caroline @ItsMeCaroline23]

@amandaiscrying1 No

[Caroline @ItsMeCaroline23]

@julr_fod_on How is this different from any other year?

[Caroline @ItsMeCaroline23]

@wlwsoleil @denalifox That looks so amazing! The technique is so good!!!!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Instead of having to raise money to survive every catastrophe, I think we should have some kind of official body made up of people we choose that collects a set percentage of money from every American and then uses that money to give us aid during crises

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws

[Caroline @ItsMeCaroline23]

The real victims of this whole thing are the kids who are gonna have to learn what the fuck a hedge fund is to pass history class

[Caroline @ItsMeCaroline23]

I’m counting the time I cried on the floor in the single stall bathroom at the pizza place I worked at