ItsMellonKeller

Hybrid melon/human experiment gone wrong. Was going to take over the world, decided to be lazy instead. Some dude that's funny from time to time.

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@theknoxhill You should know this and notice to put it on a notice
They'll stab you in the back when the hood is on your shoulders
Speakin' to the people so what good is y'all promoters?
I analyzed the game and understood it all was bogus - "Loyalty" by @SlainesWorld

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@littleesther Some sort of Oceans 11 type heist consisting of a motley crew of elderly folk

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

For the next hour if you show me proof you just donated at least $50 to an abortion fund, I will send you a 30 second video calling your friend gay or saying he has a little penis. Let's use the world's dumbest platform for good, gang

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@Lycan I have an onslaught charm on an account so old I cant access it anymore because I forget the account info, I dont play anymore just wanted to say im still a fan, hope your doing well dude

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@MILLYZ MGK dreams about fucking with you, he took a shot at a god and got bodied so hard he switched genres multiple times, you're lowkey a GOAT of this era of rap no question. Can't wait for BLANCO 5!

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@tonyhawk @HBO @samjones You're just kinda different huh? Well wishes and a speedy recovery man, your the fucking man!

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@100Kufis MFDog

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@KiXSTArTV You've been told correctly then, nothing hits like a Schiit

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@KidSkys Did Fruit Of The Loom pay you to write this tweet

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@FaZeClan Playing sonic on the Sega Genesis in my grandmothers basement

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@100Kufis just caught your verse on round 3 of the @ImStevieKnight let me hear something tourney......bruh, your one of the best already. Where you go from here is gonna be unreal to see, your amazing man.

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@thecoreross "or will we are the monsters 🤔" 🤔

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@Dauntlesssx_ You gotta be willing to teach people how your willing to be treated homie, its easier to be real upfront than it is to feel hurt and bitter on the backend

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@ProlixR6 Have you tried have absolute dogshit posture, thats what I do

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@MarlonCraft your verse on Activate fucking bangs, you're gonna be one of the greatest some day man no doubt about it

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@FryQueenR6 This changes nothing your still an e-goblin

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@Peterhchau ya but that lens ok doh?

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@ZeppR6 imagine needing condoms to not have kids like just pull out

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@ZeppR6 everyone else in this comment section is a fucking virgin, you have a hot gf less fucking go @ZeppR6

[ItsMellonKeller @ItsMelonKeller]

@NoLifeShaq Anoyd, Slaine & Jarren Benton