Katherine Scott

You had me at the correct use of they're, their and there...

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@liamgallagher I thought you sounded awesome. Considering you weren’t using inner ears, you were fantastic! Ignore the whingers.

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@adamhillscomedy Sadly, it’s normal. I had a cabbie drop me home from the airport, not have the meter running and told me it was $40. The trip was less than 5km. And the driver whinged the whole time about how long he was waiting in the queue to only pick up a little fare. It’s Uber for me now.

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

After watching 5 seasons of #SuitsUSA the biggest learning from it is that corporate America does not use swipe cards to enter offices, and anyone can end up in anybody’s office at any time, and pretty much always does

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

Hard to beat!

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@rickygervais Sounds like a bloody good night in, if you ask me. Some might say, the best night in.

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@PrincessPeachey Probably for the same reason Australians call duvets "Doonas." Which makes no sense to anyone anywhere else in the world.

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler I came here for the comments. They did not disappoint.

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

Number of recyclable shopping bags that I have in my car when I go shopping: 0
Number of recyclable bags I have shoved in other bags in the kitchen: 3,198

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@calbo Aussie is going to need more than luck. They need some special sauce or a genie with three wishes or something. Oh, and some completely different candidates.

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@PrincessPeachey Dogs are the BEST!! My little puppy Marvin has made my life so much better. What doggo do you have?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump Wrong

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@arlenparsa @chrislhayes This wins the internet for today. Thank you!!

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@realDonaldTrump The crown prince of Saudi Arabia is a murderer. But it’s nice that you like him. And Kashoggi was only a journalist so his life didn’t matter anyway, right? Good for you.

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@JohnCleese To be fair, it was a pretty epic hailstorm. Smashed windscreens and the like. The storm photographs were probably a bit more exciting than the photos of Mattis. And excitement sells, unfortunately.

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@calbo Woohoo!! Good on ya, Cal!

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@Eternal666Dark @realDonaldTrump I’m only here for the comments

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@504sherri @realDonaldTrump Sherri for President!!

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

Just heard David Campbell on @Todayextra accidentally refer to the movie “Jaws” as “George” and now my life is complete. #Jaws #George #Channel9

[Katherine Scott @ItsMissKittyKat]

@RudyGiuliani There’s a hidden message in this. A super secret, coded, hidden message. If only I could find it. I know it’s in there somewhere.