Ash Ketchum

Verified Pokemon Trainer!
Going to be a #Pokemon Master!

[Ash Ketchum @ItsMyBoiAsh]

Spring break is 40 days away https://t.co/QemURb0PvP

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Guilty 😂 https://t.co/K05SmmTmQ5

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These graphs accurately represent my life thus far https://t.co/vsSddyYRo5

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my life in a tweet https://t.co/PlrorHGLWt

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When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone https://t.co/hUFrUVTC99

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Why thigh gaps aren't important: 1. Beyoncé doesn't have one 2. Do you really need another reason?

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if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

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If you cheat on someone then you are equivalent to the dirt on the bottom of my shoe

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Perks of being single: I don't give a damn about this snapchat update

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You’re a Bitch You’re a Bit You’re a You’re You Yo Y Yo You You’re You’re a You’re a Bi You’re a Bitch Oh look

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Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited

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How many goldfish can you fit on your cat before it wakes up? https://t.co/YBL2PyMtYn

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Ideas for Valentine's Day https://t.co/gony4xyeqq

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Life https://t.co/mGAowA2Pe5

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If I could get ready while sleeping that'd be great

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You wore that shirt the last time I saw you! https://t.co/Cox9bJzJT6

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If you're having a bad day

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So how's life going? me: https://t.co/6kOz0N6hfx

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Me on the weekend https://t.co/Az1ssI7o6d

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When that one stupid bitch pops up on your timeline https://t.co/bw5u4Hz50t