Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy

Full time Banker, part time Dasher. Reposts should not be considered an endorsement. Check for highlights.

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

Still get chills from this

[Jerit Roser @JeritRoser]

Fourth down Catholic... 15 seconds...

AND DONOVAN KAUFMAN ENDS UP WITH THE BALL.

Rummel will close out this 14-10 victory for an undefeated Division-I state championship.

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

Players don't often excel for the teams that draft them. They usually peak when they're with their 2nd or 3rd team in their careers.

Take a look at drafts from 2018-2021 and see how many 1st round picks are still rotation players for the team that drafted them.

[T-Bob Hebert @TBob53]

I understand it has to happen, but at what point will the Pelicans stop developing other players to be great elsewhere and just be good themselves

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@OldTakesExposed save this just in case

[Cash @Celtics_Cash]

@ShamsCharania THANK GOD WE KEEPING JAYLEN. LETSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ☘️

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

WTF is Minnesota trying to do?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Minnesota is sending Julius Randle and the No. 28 pick in the NBA Draft to the Brooklyn Nets in a three-team trade that sends Nic Claxton to the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN. The Timberwolves will acquire Brooklyn’s No. 33 pick for Randle and No. 28.

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Jazz Chisholm Jr. exited the game after fouling a ball off his nuts

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@PeteThamel He gambled it away anyway.

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@mayorcantrell Please remove the word Mayor from your name and @ because you're no longer the mayor.

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@atacostsubstack Tacos?

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

Holy shit, you're back!!!

Although I read your @ as "a taco street substack" instead of "at a cost substack" 😂

[Michael McNamara @atacostsubstack]

@FearTheBrown Not if the goal is the financials!

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@Perrywinkle1267 @OldTakesExposed

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@CuffsTheLegend @OldTakesExposed

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@HPbasketball @OldTakesExposed

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@Airaxora The Shield
NCIS New Orleans
World's Worst Tenants

[Jim Rome @jimrome]

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[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@CJMooreHoops The 1.2 seconds should have run off well before the ball got to Castle. Surprised that the clock didn't start when KAT tipped it. I wonder if that would have a replay review had the Spurs somehow scored.

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@ScottDKushner And proposed to his gf in City Park I think, the famous pic of him on a knee.

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@ChampIAN_33 @ImabegoodIThink There's a part 2

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

Sad times...

[Charlie Cummings @klaytheist11]

An insurance company is trying to kill my life partner. Felt it was appropriate to write down the rage I feel

[✌🏼Honey Bomb 🌻 @honeyybomb]

Disgusted seeing my hometown Toledo, like the Old West End Festival where I spent so many joyful summers, turn into a damn war zone.

12 people were shot yesterday, with bystanders including kids caught in the crossfire. Steady around 38 homicides a year, sky-high violent crime, deep poverty, and welfare dependency. Kindergarten and 8th grade grads making the news for the wrong reasons. And now we are seeing Columbus teen takeovers too?

Sad day for Ohio.

We really don’t have to live like this. Then of course they interview unserious people like this 🙄

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

@ProPelsTalk Fears-Murray-Brown-Zion-Queen?

[Chris - Rivals/ESPN 3 star Dad Joke Guy @ItsNevaTooSoon]

Had to make sure this wasn't @AdamShetfer lol

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.