Austin Anderson

He/Him

You fell off + ratio + you're white + you're British + mid + yb better +L

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

wembanyaMAO

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@DragonflyJonez I don't think Chuck would be a better fit. Dray's defensive versatility, passing, and pace unlocked everything that made the Warriors dangerous. Having a ball dominant post player who cant space the floor would've made the Warriors worse imo

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@DrunkRepub نورُ اللهِ يُشرِقُ على "الولفيرين" خاصتنا، لا على "المتطوعين" المُحرَّمين.

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@SullenSerf Your team has been down by 20 the whole game. Respectfully, scoreboard.

[nba paint @nba_paint]

If you remove the basketball from everyone, Bam Adebayo's night would rank 1st all-time.

Most points in single game
1. Wilt 100
2. Bam 83
3. Kobe 81

Most points without basketball
1. Wilt 0 (100-pt game)
1. Bam 0 (83-pt game)
1. Kobe 0 (78-pt game)
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T-1. Ron Baker 0

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@CynicalPublius Fellas, is it risk-averse and feminized to not want America causing death and destruction halfway around the world?

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

Whenever anything bad happens to Notre Dame just rejoice that the worst people you know are having a terrible day.

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@EugVibes @LoganPAdams It's not about Aytons individual numbers. The core idea here is that when Ayton is ON the court the Lakers offense is worse than it is with him OFF the court. Small sample but something that signals he has poor additive value on offense despite his numbers.

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

So sad to see that the Guardians strategy of just being luckier than their opponents didn't work in the playoffs :(
Go Tigers

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

This is since 2020 among all qualified hitters he is a pulled fly ball scammer that can only matched by the master Isaac Paredes himself. He is focused ONLY on hitting home runs. Fairly certain whatever his BA is will be the lowest of any qualified position player MVP since 1950

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

Disclaimer: Either Judge or Raleigh could win MVP and I wouldn't be upset.
The thing that gets me is that the pro-Raleigh crowd is generally anti analytics and they just ignore that Raleigh's approach embodies everything that is "wrong" about hitting today.

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@zachleft This is a stupid argument that only someone stupid would make

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@TonyIsNotWorthy You know if you actually paid attention to the other, slightly deeper stats you would see that the Lions passing offense was still super efficient without being high volume.

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@talonmg Michigan sports have the mandate of heaven

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@talonmg I would say the only thing that entire school is focused on IS winning football games

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@vanillaopinions This is true, all the real white people are saying this.

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@ftersuns Taste of Cherry

[Austin Anderson @ItsNotAustin]

@maxxclarkk13 What's the most baseball nerd stat you pay attention to about yourself? Swing path data, expected stats, etc?