Morgott These Hands

Born in the year 997 BC, Morgott worked as a UPS deliveryman for the Erdtree and had bizarre Omen shit done to him. He's wanted by 100 Tarnished

[Morgott These Hands @ItsNotStephen]

@AlottaTweets LMAOOOO

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@shroomsocialist incredible that they depicted two of the most sewer rat looking humans as tho they were romance book cover characters

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@Variety two cro-magnon looking fuckers

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

this is so bleak

[Jamrock Hobo @JamrockHobo]

Disco Elysium went down in the annals of videogame history because it dared to ask a question that even today's games are afraid to ask: "Can you read, like, a few paragraphs at a time?"

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@HiImThatGuyJeff @1LeggedJayTemp Entire feed is just laughing to yourself in an empty room, log off

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@HiImThatGuyJeff @1LeggedJayTemp No one afraid of you, no one cares about you, log off

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@HiImThatGuyJeff @1LeggedJayTemp Who the fuck are you lol, nobody cares what you’re fucking saying little bro

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@TylerSh00964930 @AFpost “I really want to like this guy who looks like if a joke store vomited all over a white Rastafarian” bro be fucking serious with yourself

[Raion @Raion74_]

Here comes Kyle Fletcher

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@abioticwinter @Springbreakthru Insane take after the week Mark Davis just had

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@tigerhite Bro can’t even grow a beard, worthless bitch

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Exactly the kind of high IQ shit I expected from Joe Rogan lmao

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

First of all, is that guy okay?

Second, I can’t help but imagine Alex Pereira saying he got hit in the back of the head by Ciryl Gane while watching this.

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@VicNeumann1

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Stupidest fucking country on earth

[T.M.A @Tma_420]

Bored ape yacht club

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@JeriTheOG people saying "they'll fuck it up / do nothing with it" the same week they resurrected Castlevania after 12 years lol

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@NetflixIsAJoke Dude dresses like a fucking five year old, dented fucking brain

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Famous people aren't human and shouldn't be treated as such

[Gregory Kennedy @gregorykennedy]

This response to Kelly Clarkson’s post will be studied by communications professionals for years.

I give it an A+

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.