Corn Pop

Guitar in Roaming Eyes. 1312. When I go beneath the ground, you’d better buy the room a round.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Mike Johnson admits Republicans will cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security next year

[Tom Parker @Tomozaurus]

Remember that recent viral tweet that was like "environmentalism is conservative now", and every second headline since then is some variation of "republicans to allow national park to be reduced to smouldering wasteland"

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

has any man ever been more vindicated?

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

We might actually live in hell.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Niggas really voted for this LMAOOO

[no episode 9 spoilers pretty please @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[Rec @Rec_A_Dork]

This but it isnt even just a "ew AI slop, how dare you not hire artists" thing. Like yeah, the moral and ethical implications suck, but also if you arent willing to invest time and money into presenting your product, why should I even imagine it is worth my time or money?

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Beethoven was fucking deaf but yeah sure you need a robot to be creative for you

[Branislav Slantchev @slantchev]

What a fucking moron. The scientists updated the forecast and concluded the worst-case scenario is no longer likely because of faster than expected adoption of renewables.

In other words, it’s precisely because some countries moved fast in adopting green energy that this scenario became unlikely.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Today is Endangered Species Day. The Trump administration has rolled back protections for:

—Wolverines
—Sea turtles
—Monarch butterflies
—Bison
—Polar bears
—Rice's whales
—Alligator snapping turtles
—Saltmarsh sparrows
—Florida panthers

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Billionaires are always like, “Raising taxes on billionaires won’t work because we’ll be huge fucking bitches about it.”

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Republicans when child rapists:

[Variety @Variety]

Jack Antonoff slammed people who use AI to make art and music as "godless whores":

"So to everyone who is gassed up about the new ways you can fake making art, by all means drive right off that cliff. We're genuinely happy to see you go. Generations coming will be engaging in the ancient ritual of writing, recording and performing as it comes to us from God." https://t.co/K5XI8DbKse

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

[h @ruinsunflower]

yall are grown ass adults getting entertained by AI stories of fruits and vegetables

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

what do conservatives even conserve?

[Elizabeth Booker Houston @booker_squared]

*Me being forced to read another 92 pages of the Supreme Court taking away my rights all because Metheny and Metthew voted for a white nationalist because they believe that taxing the rich puts their $27,942.53 annual salary and double-wide trailer at risk*