🍓Monkey D. Luffy

local ne'er-do-well. Active Goblin King.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i will not puke in the uber. puking in the uber is the mind killer. puking in the uber is the little death which brings total obliteration.

[Juggler @juggler972]

Incredible post

[yuyu ᜌᜓᜌᜓ 🍉 @yuyu_finale]

actually your late 20s are for realizing you hate the current trajectory of your life and starting over

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

keep fantasizing about getting some kind of Visible illness or injury where everyone can See that i’m unwell and i can be hospitalized and take a Break and just not have to be myself and it’ll appear “valid”

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

for someone to make an active decision to never speak to you again, and they deeply care/ love you that tells you A LOT. they're aware they have to go through a grieving process over that decision to remove you and still pick that over having you in their life??? speaks volumes.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Okay MAGA folks, here we go:

1. If you want to defend the first shot he fired, how do you defend the second and third shots into the driver side window?
2. If you want to defend all three shots, how do you defend them blocking medics from getting to her as she bled out?
3. If you want to defend all 3 shots and blocking medical care, how do you defend him getting in the car and driving away from the scene of a crime, after calling her a ‘fucking bitch’?

My replies are open. You have to answer all three numbered questions.

[ChronoTheHarlequin @ChronoHarlequin]

This gets funnier each passing month

[⃟ @iushads]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play .

[suusu🫧 @sxmalii]

a milkman that gives out fresh strawberry milk, there are entire worlds out there that exist beyond my wildest dreams

[uNo @7uno7]

gustave - for those who come after

// Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 #ClairObscurExpedition33 #Expedition33 #VGPUnite #WIGVP #digitalart #Gustave

[blkmessiah @ghostofkurta]

Motherfuckers that scroll past videos of dead Palestinian babies daily and justify snipers shooting Palestinian youths in the head are about to tell you you shouldn’t be celebrating death right now lmao FUCK EM

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

When the American empire finally collapses, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite; They’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor.

The working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them.

They slashed their own benefits, gutted their own healthcare, and cheered while the rich wrote off private jets as tax deductions.

Not because it helped them.
But because they were told it would hurt someone else.

And that, right there, is how you rig a democracy without ever breaking a single law.

[Night Sky (NEW ACCOUNT) @NightSkyKing_]

"And now, in 2025—a time when inequality and division are still deeply rooted in our society—I offer this story once again."

🔥🔥🔥

[Gatsu_Arpra @A3H9P6]

Never forget who homophobes are, they’re psychopaths who would kill a loving husband, kill his dog, hang the pet’s skull on a mailbox, and then they’ll have the nerve to act like they’re normal human beings while calling us degenerates

[Harley Anime✨ @dbs_10_10]

Nah bruh when Goku's gums were showing, I shit myself. Android 13 was fucked

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

The first 3 dedicated niggas: