Rahul Tripathi

Wandering wordsmith with a quirky sense of humour. Captures light with fingers. Tails justice in an awesome car and prefers his puns intended.

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La primera vez que vi esta escena pensé que iba por la mitad de la película

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And when I tried a normal ride instead, that got cancelled automatically.

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Hey @Uber_India, what’s the point of a reservation if there’s no driver assigned on time? Booked for 6:05, was left waiting at 6:14. Reservation feels more like a wishlist when it's not reliable ��
@Uber_Support @Uber

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@screentime @joshuahorowitz @prideofsindhis @anandani_harsh crisis on two earths lesssgooo

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@arifinity_ @JamesGunn @TheHISHEdotcom @DCOfficial @BatmanvSuperman @prideofsindhis @anandani_harsh

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@TaurooAldebaran @DCOfficial @JamesGunn @prideofsindhis @anandani_harsh

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#Kalki28989AD

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@anandani_harsh @F1 @LewisHamilton That ship has sailed

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@anandani_harsh Team Black

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Went out to buy some snacks but met with an accident on the road, so now the wound on my hand looks like the jam from treat jim jam biscuits.

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@notcheddar WhatsApp beta be laughing from a distance

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Doctor sahab, zara mere zameer ko anaesthesia laga dijiye.

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"Well maybe I didn't enslave and torment an entire town for a week, Wanda." - Dr. Strange
#DoctorStrange #MultiverseOfMadness
#LowEffortMeme

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@notcheddar Book is too much effort. I'll just make OneNote

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@notcheddar I make it a habit to have a good outlook on wordplay opportunities

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@its_meet27 Where dem gadgets at?

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@poojaayaar I think you're confused between the real-life covid and an established universe's blip (or snap)

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@notcheddar Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

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@notcheddar Laal dupatta, udd gaya re bairi hawa ke jhoke se 💃