Rotich🇰🇪

GOD ABOVE ALL || CCNA || All about IT || Computer Scientist. @ChelseaFc||WebDev||Laravel|Tech||Python

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

before sex
boy: texts girl
girl: replies five hours later

after sex
girl: texts boy
boy: replies next week

[Nyaburi 🐝 @Nyaburinyauma]

Being educated removes a certain level of jealousy that comes with illiteracy.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

What do you call a thing that creates a problem then pretends to solve it?

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

HOW AFRICAN GOVERNMENTS HUSTLE FOR FUNDS 😂😂😂😂😂

[𝐑𝐖𝐀𝐌𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐉𝐎💀 @Rwamwonjo]

Some games are played, this one is EXPERIENCED 😳

[Rotich🇰🇪 @ItsRotich_Ke]

@stantonabaya @georgediano

[𝕄🅾️𝔹𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕛𝕚 🅰️𝕓𝕕𝕦𝕝 @Mobolaji_Abdul1]

No vaccines, no bathing, no spraying, no training, no feeding. Just pushing life and attending weddings and funerals.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Don't be that guy who's good at sounding smart but hasn't done anything with his life.

[Rotich🇰🇪 @ItsRotich_Ke]

@KipsambuT @MurimiMwihaki 🤣

[Pipita @mcpipita]

An officer at the ministry of health demanded a 50k bribe to process my mum's gratuity of 150k. I simply walked away

[Rash ™ @Rashousmane]

Wale wa huko nyuma wakaribie mbele ndio waskie uongo vizuri

[Khalid™ @Mwangikibai]

Eye contact kidogo na mzae anakulizia panga ilipotea 2009.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

Tulieni hapo nyuma kila mtu atadanganywa

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

A country reborn.
Reset, rebuild, restore. ⚖️

[I may have @QuincyWandera]

Normalize unfollowing people who support William Ruto!!! #RutoMustGo.

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

For God and country.
Asubuhi na mapema. ⚖️

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

We cannot coexist with people who believe it's their birthright to genocide other people.

[Eric @amerix]

Between the boomers and millennials, there is a generation that is the cause of our problems.

Gen X.

Born between 1965 and 1980.

They are the parents of ZILLENIALS and Gen Z.

These are the people addicted to evangelical churches, classic FM and Facebook.

They still read newspapers and tune in to the BBC at 6PM.

They are rabidly tribal, worship permanent job employment, and so they forge academic and professional documents to ascend lucrative job groups.

They don't want to retire; they are career employees.

They are the most toxic managers at work with outdated ideas.

Their leadership style is holding daily office meetings, and since someone taught them about Zoom, they also hold virtual meetings even on holidays.

These meetings amount to nothing but them reminding employees about appraisal forms and reporting time.

They are extremely corrupt.

They bribe their way through opportunities. They dislike meritocracy and openly hate people who qualify through hard work and merit.

They sell ancestral land to disinherit their children yet their fathers bequeathed them free land.

At home, if it is a man, his wife has conquered him. She runs the house, and he is so scared to confront her.

If it is a woman, she is endlessly angry, chaotic and choleric, but so holier than thou on Sunday in church.

They teach their children bad manners because they want them to become rich overnight.

The Gen X are the root cause of our political, economic, and social collapse.

This is the "hear nothing, see nothing, do nothing" generation.

Docile generation!

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

So Ruto anathani akifungia vijana kuchukua kura wale watu wako na kura tayari watampigia

Ujinga ni kitu mbaya sana

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

I'm SORRY but I consider ANYONE supporting William Ruto an IDIOT.