Biblically Accurate Sadmatt 🐀

They/Them - if you're reading this to look for something to mock, I fucked your spouse and they loved it

[Biblically Accurate Sadmatt 🐀 @ItsSadMatt]

If you have to be loud about being on the top, you're probably not on top

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Life is hierarchical

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

Why is this not on the front page of every newspaper?

Israel buried him under concrete... a young man from Gaza.
They tried to erase his existence.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I guess this was the plan after all.

[Lee Whitehouse @LeeWhiteh0use]

So does this mean in 2 weeks time EVERY SINGLE ADULT, will have to sign up to online ID just to prove they are old enough to use social media apps?

[Irlandarra @martinez_j7902]

when anti immigrant activist Tommy Robinson was arrested in Canada for...get this...being an illegal immigrant 🤣.

[Niggapokemon333 @willsgardevoir]

Shy gay man too anxious to talk to his indian crush on the bus so he performs a mating dance to no avail.. heartbreaking 💔

[Biblically Accurate Sadmatt 🐀 @ItsSadMatt]

You don't get your ears pierced with bullets, duh

[Fahhh @wtfahhh0]

Wait... if Supergirl's skin is bulletproof, how does she have ear piercings?

[Biblically Accurate Sadmatt 🐀 @ItsSadMatt]

What is the charge? Cooking a meal? A succulent barbeque meal??

[TVP @Theveripost]

TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Free him

[may ʚɞ 𐙚⋆.˚ @_lastday0nearth]

mind u the no phones at concerts rule just means you can’t record. you keep your phone on you in a pouch and the pouch is unlocked at the end of the show. none of u actually gaf about safety u just hate that u can’t record every millisecond of the show

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

Quality.

[Biblically Accurate Sadmatt 🐀 @ItsSadMatt]

Makes sense that someone who struggles with opening pesto would also love AI

[Nick Parker @NickParkerPrint]

I hope AI lets/makes corporations listen to customers

The sealing machine for this pesto has been set wrong for years. It’s IMPOSSIBLE to peel.

I’ve tried to tell them but customer support wont forward my tip to mfg. AI support with AI-managed manufacturing might.

[Othell Yarwyck @bigbrovar]

Front page of @BBCSport's football section, and not a single mention of the visa bans affecting Iranian footballers, as well as numerous fans and officials from participating teams ranging from Iraq to Scotland.

Not one word.

Yet these same outlets spent years relentlessly scrutinizing South Africa, Russia, and Qatar over everything from human rights concerns to crime and security issues.

The contrast in coverage is striking.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Iran’s World Cup squad has been notified they must enter and leave US soil on the same day of their matches played in America, says Tehran’s ambassador to Mexico.

🔴 LIVE updates: https://t.co/lBTjnhOsT3

[frida angel 🇻🇪🇵🇪 @professorgaysex]

The average height is 6’2”

The average dick size is 8.5”

And the average length of sex time is 14 hours

[Roo @Detective_Roo]

The tourist clearly has never played Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia or Castlevania Legends.

[Sofya Mitchell @sofyamitchell]

This is how attraction should work and this is how it did work before the internet and instagram models and mass travel

[Biblically Accurate Sadmatt 🐀 @ItsSadMatt]

I have to get a DBS check to work in non government jobs dealing with fucking buildings and maintenance - if this prick isn't getting one to work as a councilor then he's got something to hide

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Rob Kenyon has missed his first meetings as a councillor in Makerfield because he refuses to sign the paperwork to have a DBS check done.

What is he hiding?

Never Vote Reform

[Biblically Accurate Sadmatt 🐀 @ItsSadMatt]

I have to get a DBS check to work in non government jobs dealing with fucking buildings and maintenance - if this cunt isn't getting one to work as a councilor then he's got something to hide

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Rob Kenyon has missed his first meetings as a councillor in Makerfield because he refuses to sign the paperwork to have a DBS check done.

What is he hiding?

Never Vote Reform

[signüll @signulll]

if i ran a restaurant in san francisco, i’d raise prices to psychotic levels.

$49 caesar salad.

$32 fries.

$24 sparkling water.

then i’d offer steep discounts based entirely on where you work.

teacher? discount.

nurse? discount.

city employee? discount.

barista? discount.

artist? discount.

openai, anthropic, meta, or google?

zero discount, full price.

surge pricing based on pure economics.

is this illegal?