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Grad Student after that (Ph)D

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#16DaysFF16

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Well, we all have to go as plague doctors for Halloween now

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@mikeswalters In your article about Jaskier's name in the Netflix Witcher series, you mention that Yennefer's origin as a disabled woman is nowhere in the source material. It's actually in The Last Wish, in the 3rd story; she used to be a hunchback and now uses glamours daily

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Is General Grievous a Bionicle?

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Thank you Beast In Black for spending 35 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

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The new dragon/ghost pokemon ARE my new best friends.

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They said it flooded here when it hasn't rained, but I didn't believe it. Turns out it does this during high tide now. Climate change is fake, though–the sea isn't rising

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Why am I slowly becoming attracted to mullets?

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I've said it once, and I'll say it again: the best and only way to rid your body of toxins is HAVING A LIVER

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The amount of rage I feel that the moon just *coincidentally* orbits the Earth at the EXACT same rate that it rotates and has for thousands of years....is enormous.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

There are more tiny spiders in food and clothing, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy

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@buttcheekwizard It's confirmed! But they left out the part about him and Reaper being married

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As it turns out, Neil Gaiman is almost singlehandedly responsible for most of my favorite literary content that I've experienced in the past year. Who knew?

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Mood this year

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I'd just like to state publicly that nothing makes me angrier than wedge salads.

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PLEASE BLESS ME WITH THUS TINY HAT THAT I NAY BESTOW UPON MY DOG

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was gonna be a 4000 follower giveaway but NOW SUDDENLY IM AT 5000. IM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL SO MANY PEOPLE STICK AROUND THRU ALL MY SHIT POSTS. So you voted, and I am giving away:

✨✨✨🤠A Small Cowboy Hat🤠✨✨✨
(also a free chibi)

FOLLOW + RT TO ENTER, THANKS ALL 💖

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Happy Imbolc!

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I hate beets

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Tell @HealthCanada: Ban the bee-killing pesticide imidacloprid and save Canadian bees for good https://t.co/NrPNhVIYOb