yuIes

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

AWW, DONNY IS DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU. HE MADE $5 BILLION IN CRYPTO. FOR YOU! GOT A NEW JET FROM QATAR. FOR YOU! GREW HIS CANKLES. FOR YOU! YOU WANT FREE TIME? HE'S CUTTING JOBS. YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT? HE MADE FOOD TOO EXPENSIVE. WANT TO NEVER MEET WOMEN? HE'S GOT HATS!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

“You have sovereignity over your own body, if you can’t decide that, what can you decide?” — Florida Surgeon General

Now do reproductive freedom.

[Associate Prof @AsstProfLife]

The "masks are child abuse" and "the child must birth a baby" venn diagram is a circle

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

how are you gonna be complaining that it feels like a monday when you’re unemployed???? monday doesn’t even know your name

[annette 🦋 @aggonzalez03]

can we just reflect on the fact that there are people buying fake vaccination cards so they can travel, but they’re the same people that frown upon undocumented immigrants that get fake documents to work & provide for their families

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

Positive thing that’s come from this past year : Now I know who the fucking idiots are

[Craig McCarthy @createcraig]

"You know what's uncomfortable? When you die," NJ Governor Phil Murphy snapped during a press conference when asked about residents complaining that wearing masks was annoying.

[MoMA The Museum of Modern Art @MuseumModernArt]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Nikki Haley once said "America has never passed a law based on race."

I think that's wrong, but I'm only 3/5ths sure.

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

If I like your birthday post on Instagram... that’s me wishing you a happy birthday

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

Since Trump decided to cause absolute chaos yesterday with those peaceful protestors so he could get pictures and video for his propaganda team, I figured I'd add a few more clips from the event...you know...just to see if they'd want to use this version instead.

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

My favorite thing to do in a drive thru line is to forget I put my car in park then feel like an idiot for being really confused why it won’t go when I hit the gas

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

I feel like @common wears a turtle neck at the beach

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

@dope_suz SO SMOOTH, MUCH GLOW wOW

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

@fabioaptlocator For clothes! Ironing always sucks. A steamer would make it so much easier

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

Do y’all ever like someone’s Instagram picture without even looking at it or is that just me

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

@Christianlugoh DO IT AND THEN I’LL VISIT ALL THE TIME

[yuIes @ItsYMG]

@uhsiya I can’t even be mad at this