CENCH😎

Don't forget to live ✨️

[CENCH😎 @Its_CENCH]

Girls masturbate too,
Boys cry too.

[Dre.🎀 @drewontmisss]

Wyd if you're in a five year relationship and you find out they cheated once at the beginning of the relationship ??

[𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩ @Wydenzoo]

A coworker was leaving for a new job. Six of us on the team.

In the group chat, someone said: “Let’s get Sarah a nice send-off gift. $50 each should cover a spa package + dinner.”

I replied right away: “I’m tight this month. I can do $20 cash toward flowers or a card. Count me out of the spa thing.”

The team lead said: “Don’t worry about it. We’ll just front it and settle up after. It’s easier.”

I didn’t push it. Didn’t want to be “that person” before her last day.

Day of the party, I see the gift. $300 spa day + $150 dinner gift card + $50 bouquet.
I pulled the team lead aside: “Hey, I’m only in for $20 like I said.”
She frowned: “We already split it 6 ways. It’s $83 each. Just Venmo me.”

I said: “I didn’t agree to $83. I agreed to $20. Here’s cash for the flowers.”
She got loud: “You’re making this weird. Sarah’s right there. Can you not ruin this?”

I didn’t argue.
I walked to Sarah, handed her the $20 and a card I bought myself, said “Congrats on the new job,” and went back to my desk.

Later, my Slack was blowing up. Apparently the other five had to cover $60 each instead of $50, and now I’m “not a team player.”
One guy said I should’ve just paid to “avoid the drama.”

Maybe.
But I don’t think “team player” means letting people spend your money without asking.

I offered what I could afford. I didn’t order the spa day.
You don’t get to volunteer my wallet and then call me cheap when I say no.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

me ignoring everything in my life and just listening to music.

[Reginald @ginald87]

They are girls who can sleep from 11PM to 11AM, then take a nap from 2PM to 4PM, and still tell you "I'm tired."

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

In my 15 years of removing panties, I've never taken off a blue pair.😂

[Jaay🎭 @JAPHETFUHGWAB]

Put your energy into yourself. It's more beneficial. I promise.

[CENCH😎 @Its_CENCH]

@Kadotttt No lies 😂

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

"I prefer injection to taking drugs" a sign of a very wickeddddddd person ,runawayyyyyy!😭

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

I can’t join you guys in dragging women because my babe is spoiling me with money fr

[CENCH😎 @Its_CENCH]

@ZyenomJesse What goes around cums around 😂

[CENCH😎 @Its_CENCH]

@ZyenomJesse Facts

[CENCH😎 @Its_CENCH]

Girls masturbate too,
Boys cry too.

[🐝🍯 @HoneyTooRaw]

If it is meant for you, it will cross oceans, distances, and doubts to reach you.

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

First in my bloodline to see this

[🍁 @72Breezy]

She caught him cheating on her with her best friend

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

Fun fact: The very first online purchase in history was cannabis. In the early 1970s, Stanford and MIT students used ARPANET the internet's grandpa to arrange a weed deal. Even then, THC was quietly connecting minds…

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Autistic people burn out because we take “do your best” too literally and turn it into a rule of 100% output, all the time, no exceptions, no matter the cost.

[FLBorn🕷️ @Master_IP10]

If you don't have an edible story you ain’t lived life 😂😂 them things ain't joke

[Chief @NoContextChief]

the trump genetics finally caught up to him

[💥 @mfsoreal]

A black bully tries the wrong white boy and learns a valuable lesson.

[ʟᴜxɪᴇ.🎀 @Luxielynn_]

That's why you should never bully the silent girl