The Dude

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Fuck. I wanna be on the mountain soo bad rn

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Don’t beg for things.. do it yourself or else you won’t gain anything.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Just be yourself. People don’t have to like you, and you don’t have to care.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

@Ty_Potter A beautiful sight.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Is it bad that I keep scissors by my bed just to cut off bar tags?

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

No more dancing not for me

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

The ending kills me 😂

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Your breath stank put your mask back on.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Ahh nothing like it.. Sun in the sky, Warm weather, Good vibes and White people singing Journey in a Prius.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Matter of fact I’ll keep my mask on.. don’t need to catch your toxic energy.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Caffeine is the limitless drug... Change my Mind.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

You know your bored when your on google maps judging people’s property.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

This how it is every damn day.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"You saw me at the party and didn't say hi"

What I saw at the party:

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Make him feel even more uncomfortable by providing words of encouragement.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Last night, Joe Biden promised to:
1. End covid;
2. Prevent all threats, seen and unseen;
3. End racism;
4. Never give you up;
5. Never let you down;
6. Never run around and desert you;
7. Never make you cry;
8. Never say goodbye;
9. Never tell a lie and hurt you.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Yea all these cars with their engine turning on/off at stops are cool but does it give you a drum roll every time you step on the gas pedal! Mine does..

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Hello Twitter, Today I was driving up to two dudes going fishing. I waved to one of them and he just stared at me without reaction. So I thought well fuck you too buddy. Turns out as I think that I notice he wasn’t holding a fishing pole rather he was blind and holding a cane...

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Turns out they weren’t serving cat.. They were serving Bat.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

Times are rough with people who got post nasal drip.. you sniffle once in public and now you got the cheese touch.

[The Dude @Its_Dan_Mags]

@EzraFriedlander If you slow down the video the kid looked at the oncoming car before entering the street. Then proceeded to stop right in front of the car instead of booking it straight across which he most likely would have made it across... kids got student loans??